Ian Is A Bitch
[Verse 1; PubicHairSmoker]
Ian is a bitch, he makes my ballsack itch
His hair looks like pubes, hope he gets crushed, by the fortnite cubes
Says he ain't bi, like dawg why you gotta lie?
I know you liked gettin pumped by a guy, not talkin fortnite, I know you got a guy bustin in yo eye to-nite
Thats why yo' bitchass share a birthday with jimmy fuckin fallon
Catch you on the block after that, I'm a fuckin felon
You’re a dork, you do fuckin karate
That’s why you look like child motherfuckin' labor in the body
[Verse 2; Sam "Moe" Lester]
Ian a bitch
You can tell he ain't smokin, Ian a bitch
You can tell he like choking, on dem cocks
He see them on the wall
He goes crazy in a padded room pulling down his draws, Ian a bitch
Look around at these bitches he ain't got cause he itchin for sum cock
He let dem opps start smoking his ass till he cum like d*ke ass bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch (true)
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch
The only ass he eats is his own, when the girls come he go home
Cause he gay like his bae that a guy, he be gripping on his thigh
'Til he arive to her climax cause he a she
Won't let him be, he will see, no bitch is anything like he
Cause ian a bitch, Ian the biggest bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch
[Bridge; AI Eminem]
Will the real bitch please stand up?
Will the real bitch please stand up?
[Verse 3; AI Eminem]
Ian a bitch, he lookin at towns
He be sleeping around, [?]
He cums at the sight of a snow bunny
Looking around, looking at town, Ian a bitch and he weight several pounds
Taking it down, humble around, Ian a bitch and we know he ain’t sound
Look at the track, taking it back
To the sound, of Ian getting downed (not in-)
[Bridge; AI Eminem]
Will the real bitch please stand up?
Will the real bitch please stand up?
Will the real bitch please stand up? (Ian you a bitch)
[Chorus; AI Juice WRLD]
Ian a bitch, Ian a bitch (Sega)
Just admit your bi, why you lie and make me cry?
Ian a bitch, Ian a bitch
Ian there ain't no shame, I'm not trynna bring dirt to your name, but you a bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian a bitch
Ian is a fat bi-
[Verse 4; AI Travis Scott]
Ian I fucked your mom, your mom said this dick the bomb
Saw you hanging with your boyfriend tom, he had your lip balm all on his palm
Stay calm, take a second, matter fact, take seven or six
Gather your breath, dont hyperventilate over all our dicks
[Verse 5; AI Lil Uzi Vert]
Ian, I wanna take your ice cream cone and slam it on the ground, afterwards make you bend over and I'll pound
Yo ass boutta get downed on the ground and clowned
Imma take yo bitch too, seal her cheeks up with my organic glue 'till her face gets blue
Then when im done she finna take the whole crew
[Verse 6; AI Jay-Z]
I am Jay-Z, and I am Hov
I am married to my wife, Beyonce
She was on Utopia
I am the real Jay-Z
Banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, Jay-Z
Jay-Z banana peel cosmetic in Fortnite
Me and the Epic Games team, have been working on this
And I have a Stumble Guys character coming
French toast, French toast, French toast, French toast
Jay-Z on a cooking show
Hov is Jay-Z, Hov is Jay-Me
Ian is not Hov, Ian is not a stove