Elf On The Shelf
[Verse 1; PubicHairSmoker & Santa Claus]
All i want for christmas is that green
Gimme that cash or that kush
That elf on the shelf scary as shit
Movin around on its own and shit
[Verse 2; Tangloft Sasti & Santa Claus]
There is just one thing I want for christmas
And it’s the elf on the shelf (Ho ho ho)
GTA6 trailer dropped and im playing san andreas (Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)
With the elf on the shelf (Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)
[Verse 3; PubicHairSmoker]
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
He’d be alive right now if he had an elf on the shelf
But why the fuck are the elf on the shelf so scary
Scary little fuck
[Verse 4; Tangloft Sasti]
I’m too bored of them old memes
I want some elf on the shelf memes
This song is the scariest thing ever
Not as scary as the elf on the shelf design
[Outro; Tangloft Sasti & Santa Claus]
Santa, You’re having a heart attack!
You need medical attention!
(merry christmas)