Keep Britain Untidy
Derek Francis Greening, Peter Sean Bywaters, Mark Andrew Storr-Hoggins, Christopher E. Marchant
This one is called Keep Britain Untidy
When your chips have just gone cold
Don't throw 'em in the bin like you've been told
Chuck them down onto the floor
Then tread them in so the mess looks more
Come on you dirty bastards
Keep Britain untidy
When you've finished a can of beer
Don't worry if there ain't a dustbin near
Chuck it down with the other trash
Then find a window you can smash
Come on you dirty bastards
Keep Britain untidy
When you find a place that's neat
Just make it look like a rubbish heap
Smash the windows tip up the bins
Show 'em the shit that we're livin' in
Come on you dirty bastards
Keep Britain untidy
Keep Britain untidy
Keep Britain untidy
Keep Britain untidy
Keep Britain untidy
Keep Britain messy, it's always been