Elvis Is Dead

Elvis had a heart attack
'Cause he got so bleedin' fat
He weighed nearly half a ton
He looked more like a pregnant mum

Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead

Elvis had a gammy leg
He had a gammy head
He had a gammy kidney
He's better off dead

Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate
But he couldn't get into heaven
'Cause he couldn't fit through the gate