Middle Kid
You are
The so-called self-anointed black sheep
And you're always in the backseat
And I feel bad for both your bad knees
But it's hard
For us to take you seriously
When you're always short on money
But you're never short on weed
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Please promise me
You'll try and be
In touch with friends and family
And not let your life story monologue
Read fucking boring anymore
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this shit
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this
Shit Yeah
Oh, we just hope that you'll grow out of this
Shit Yeah
Hey middle kid, you're way too old for this shit
Yeah