The Morning After Voicemail
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Yo, Kells, this is Puff man
Ay yo, what the fuck did
Y'all do to my crib last night, man?!
Yo, I lent you the keys for 24 fucking hours
Cause y'all mother-fucking niggas
Got kicked out of all
The hotels on the east coast
I'm tryna to be a hospitable motherfucker
I lend y'all the keys I come back
To my house me and my chick and
There ain't no mother-fucking front door
Man! What the fuck did y'all do
With the front door, man!?
Then I walk in the house, me and her we
Thirsty, been out all day
Want some mother-fucking Cîroc
Y'all niggas drink up all the Cîroc
You got empty Cîroc bottles in my shit
At least throw the shit's in the garbage
And then this is what takes the cake:
When I was showing you the crib
You know I told you about my
Mother-fucking Corinthian white leather
Couch that cost
Me seventy-five thousand dollars
From Florence, italy
Y'all mother fuckers done tagged it up with
A magic marker saying "Laced Up"!
I don't know where the fuck y'all think y'all
At, y'all like some
Barbaric Cleveland niggas, man
Y'all just gotta have a little bit
Of class and pay some respect
This Corinthian leather from Florence!
Somebody done wrote "Laced Up" on that shit
The only thing that's about to be laced up is
My foot up one of your motherfucker's asses!
I'm madder than a motherfucker and I
Will be deducting this Corinthian save
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Yeah, and don't think you're
Getting away with that shit if I can't get
This magic marker out of my seventy-five
Thousand dollar white Corinthian
Imported-from-Florence couch
I will be making sure that
Shit is recoupable motherfucker
But for real the only thing
I'm really mad about is
If y'all motherfuckers
Was gonna be raging this hard
You could have gave a
Nigga a mother-fucking heads-up!
So I could have stayed and raged wit you
Cause if that's surely the way you
Rage, I can't wait till I borrow your
House, I'm gonna burn that motherfucker down
Man!
I'm proud of y'all motherfuckers, for real
This is some real fly shit
Y'all have totally fucked my house up!
Lace Up, bitch! Bad Boy!
EST!
Hey yo motherfucker, bring my front door back
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