Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate
Daniel Dumile Thompson
Well anyway
You may be saying about now
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Or the pudding or something
I mix up some herbs and
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
You've heard of good to the last drop
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Wow! That was loud!
Got to ya, huh?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Yellows or reds
Let's focus on the red
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Poison!
Bad news!
That's right!
Thank you
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
I have to go
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Good health to you all!
Uh, over this way
Look out!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
One look at his feature-less face
One look was enough to ensure his safety
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Burning with vengeance against the world
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
And there he has remained
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
(I can't believe it!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
(Yeah!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Well anyway
Beh, comunque
You may be saying about now
Potresti dire ora
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
"Come fa quel vecchio a mangiare tutte quelle cose pazze
And not get sick to his stomach?"
E non ammalarsi di stomaco?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Haha, beh, non preoccuparti di quello
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Vedi, ogni volta che mi abbuffo di filetto
Or the pudding or something
O del budino o qualcosa del genere
I mix up some herbs and
Mischiando alcune erbe e
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Preparo un bel bicchiere di questo
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bicarbonato di foglia di fico
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Che mi libera, ti dico
Ugh
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Gli involucri commestibili potrebbero essere nei negozi di alimentari già da qualche mese
You've heard of good to the last drop
Hai sentito parlare del buono fino all'ultima goccia
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Bene, il tuo cibo potrebbe presto essere buono fino all'ultimo morso
Wow! That was loud!
Wow! Quello era forte!
Got to ya, huh?
Ti ha colpito, eh?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Ecco una nota interessante: coloranti artificiali
Yellows or reds
Gialli o rossi
Let's focus on the red
Concentriamoci sul rosso
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Oltre al rosso FD&C numero 40, la FDA ha approvato
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
Certificati additivi coloranti per alimenti, alcuni sono effettivamente velenosi!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Se non sei sicuro degli additivi o dei coloranti nei prodotti che hai acquistato, lasciali stare!
Poison!
Veleno!
Bad news!
Brutte notizie!
That's right!
Esatto!
Thank you
Grazie
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Beh, penso che questo copra tutti gli alimenti naturali qui fuori
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Ora, devo andare a prendere il mio dessert qui
I have to go
Devo andare
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Oggi sto conducendo una lezione di cucina
Good health to you all!
Buona salute a tutti!
Uh, over this way
Uh, da questa parte
Look out!
Attenti!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
Va bene vecchio, ti va ancora di farmi pagare per quel pasto?
One look at his feature-less face
Uno sguardo al suo volto senza tratti
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Uno sguardo è stato sufficiente per garantire la sua sicurezza
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Con il passare degli anni, è diventato ancora più amaro e arrabbiato
Burning with vengeance against the world
Bruciando di vendetta contro il mondo
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Finalmente, tra rotoli nascosti, ha trovato ciò che cercava
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Poi, vestito con un'armatura invulnerabile
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
E possedendo i più grandi segreti del mondo della scienza e della magia, è tornato nella sua patria
And there he has remained
E lì è rimasto
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Ordendo, sognando, pianificando
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Tramando la sua folle campagna per conquistare il mondo intero
(I can't believe it!)
(Non ci posso credere!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(Va bene, non ne fare un dramma)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Ti avverto Doom, hai esagerato
(Yeah!)
(Sì!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Questo farà al caso tuo Doom, prendi la tua macchina
Well anyway
Bem de qualquer maneira
You may be saying about now
Você pode estar dizendo agora
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
"Como diabos aquele velho come toda aquela comida maluca
And not get sick to his stomach?"
E não fica com dor de estômago?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Haha, bem, não se preocupe com isso
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Veja, sempre que eu me empanturro com o filé
Or the pudding or something
Ou o pudim ou algo assim
I mix up some herbs and
Eu misturo algumas ervas e
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Eu acabo com um belo copo disso
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bicarbonato de folha de figo
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Isso vai me libertar, eu te digo
Ugh
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Embalagens comestíveis podem estar nas mercearias em poucos meses
You've heard of good to the last drop
Você já ouviu falar de bom até a última gota
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Bem, sua comida em breve poderá ser boa até a última mordida
Wow! That was loud!
Uau! Isso foi alto!
Got to ya, huh?
Te assustou, hein?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Aqui está uma nota interessante: cores artificiais
Yellows or reds
Amarelos ou vermelhos
Let's focus on the red
Vamos nos concentrar no vermelho
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Além do vermelho FD&C número 40, a FDA aprovou
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
Certos aditivos de corantes alimentares, alguns são realmente veneno!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Se você não tem certeza dos aditivos ou corantes nos produtos que comprou, deixe-os de lado!
Poison!
Veneno!
Bad news!
Más notícias!
That's right!
Isso mesmo!
Thank you
Obrigado
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Bem, acho que isso cobre todos os alimentos naturais por aqui
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Agora então, tenho que levar minha sobremesa aqui
I have to go
Eu tenho que ir
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Estou conduzindo uma aula de culinária hoje
Good health to you all!
Boa saúde a todos vocês!
Uh, over this way
Uh, por aqui
Look out!
Cuidado!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
Tudo bem, velhote, ainda quer me cobrar por essa refeição?
One look at his feature-less face
Um olhar para o seu rosto sem características
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Um olhar foi suficiente para garantir sua segurança
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Com o passar dos anos, ele se tornou ainda mais amargo e zangado
Burning with vengeance against the world
Ardendo de vingança contra o mundo
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Finalmente, em meio a pergaminhos escondidos, ele encontrou o que estava procurando
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Então, vestido com uma armadura invulnerável
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
E possuindo os maiores segredos do mundo da ciência e da magia, ele retornou à sua terra natal
And there he has remained
E lá ele permaneceu
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Maquinando, sonhando, planejando
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Tramando sua louca campanha para conquistar o mundo inteiro
(I can't believe it!)
(Eu não acredito!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(Tudo bem, não faça disso um grande problema)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Eu te aviso Doom, você foi longe demais
(Yeah!)
(Isso mesmo!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Isso vai resolver, Doom, pegue sua máquina
Well anyway
Bueno de todos modos
You may be saying about now
Puedes estar diciendo ahora mismo
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
"¿Cómo diablos ese viejo come todas esas cosas locas
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Y no se enferma del estómago?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Jaja, bueno, no te preocupes por eso
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Verás, cada vez que me atiborro con el filete
Or the pudding or something
O el pudín o algo
I mix up some herbs and
Mezclo algunas hierbas y
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Preparo un vaso estupendo de esto
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bicarbonato de hoja de higo
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Eso me liberará, te lo digo
Ugh
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Los envoltorios comestibles pueden estar en las tiendas de comestibles tan pronto como en unos meses
You've heard of good to the last drop
Has oído hablar de bueno hasta la última gota
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Bueno, tu comida pronto podría ser buena hasta el último bocado
Wow! That was loud!
¡Vaya! ¡Eso fue fuerte!
Got to ya, huh?
¿Te afectó, eh?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Aquí hay una nota interesante: colores artificiales
Yellows or reds
Amarillos o rojos
Let's focus on the red
Centrémonos en el rojo
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Además del rojo FD&C número 40, la FDA ha aprobado
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
Ciertos aditivos de colorantes alimentarios, ¡algunos son realmente veneno!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Si no estás seguro de los aditivos o colorantes en los productos que has comprado, ¡déjalo!
Poison!
¡Veneno!
Bad news!
¡Malas noticias!
That's right!
¡Así es!
Thank you
Gracias
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Bueno, creo que eso cubre todos los alimentos naturales por aquí
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Ahora bien, tengo que ir a tomar mi postre aquí
I have to go
Tengo que irme
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Hoy estoy dando una clase de cocina
Good health to you all!
¡Buena salud para todos!
Uh, over this way
Uh, por aquí
Look out!
¡Cuidado!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
Vale viejo, ¿todavía te apetece cobrarme por esa comida?
One look at his feature-less face
Una mirada a su rostro sin rasgos
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Una mirada fue suficiente para garantizar su seguridad
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Con el paso de los años, se volvió aún más amargado y enojado
Burning with vengeance against the world
Ardiendo de venganza contra el mundo
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Finalmente, entre pergaminos ocultos, encontró lo que había estado buscando
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Luego, vestido con una armadura invulnerable
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
Y poseyendo los mayores secretos del mundo de la ciencia y la magia, regresó a su tierra natal
And there he has remained
Y allí ha permanecido
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Maquinando, soñando, planeando
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Tramando su loca campaña para conquistar el mundo entero
(I can't believe it!)
(¡No puedo creerlo!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(Bueno, no hagas un gran escándalo por eso)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Te advierto Doom, has ido demasiado lejos
(Yeah!)
(¡Sí!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Eso lo hará Doom, consigue tu máquina
Well anyway
Eh bien de toute façon
You may be saying about now
Vous pourriez dire à présent
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
"Comment diable ce vieux bonhomme mange tout ce truc fou
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Et ne tombe pas malade de l'estomac ?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Haha, eh bien, ne vous inquiétez pas pour ça
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Vous voyez, chaque fois que je me goinfre sur le filet
Or the pudding or something
Ou le pudding ou quelque chose
I mix up some herbs and
Je mélange quelques herbes et
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Je me prépare un verre de ceci
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bicarbonate de feuille de figuier
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Ça me libérera, je vous le dis
Ugh
Beurk
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Les emballages comestibles pourraient être dans les épiceries dès les prochains mois
You've heard of good to the last drop
Vous avez entendu parler de bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Eh bien, votre nourriture pourrait bientôt être bonne jusqu'à la dernière bouchée
Wow! That was loud!
Wow ! C'était fort !
Got to ya, huh?
Ça t'a touché, hein ?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Voici une note intéressante : les couleurs artificielles
Yellows or reds
Jaunes ou rouges
Let's focus on the red
Concentrons-nous sur le rouge
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
En plus du rouge FD&C numéro 40, la FDA a approuvé
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
Certains additifs de coloration alimentaire, certains sont réellement du poison !
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Si vous n'êtes pas sûr des additifs ou des colorants dans les produits que vous avez achetés, laissez-les de côté !
Poison!
Poison !
Bad news!
Mauvaise nouvelle !
That's right!
C'est vrai !
Thank you
Merci
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Eh bien, je pense que cela couvre à peu près tous les aliments naturels ici
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Maintenant, je dois aller prendre mon dessert ici
I have to go
Je dois y aller
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Je donne un cours de cuisine aujourd'hui
Good health to you all!
Bonne santé à vous tous !
Uh, over this way
Euh, par ici
Look out!
Attention !
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
D'accord papa, tu as toujours envie de me faire payer ce repas ?
One look at his feature-less face
Un regard sur son visage sans traits
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Un regard suffisait à assurer sa sécurité
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Au fil des années, il est devenu encore plus amer et en colère
Burning with vengeance against the world
Brûlant de vengeance contre le monde
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Enfin, parmi des parchemins cachés, il a trouvé ce qu'il cherchait
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Puis, vêtu d'une armure invulnérable
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
Et possédant les plus grands secrets de la science et de la magie du monde, il est retourné dans son pays natal
And there he has remained
Et là, il est resté
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Complotant, rêvant, planifiant
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Préparant sa folle campagne pour conquérir le monde entier
(I can't believe it!)
(Je n'arrive pas à y croire !)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(D'accord, n'en faites pas toute une histoire)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Je te préviens Doom, tu es allé trop loin
(Yeah!)
(Ouais !)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Ça suffira Doom, prends ta machine
Well anyway
Nun, wie auch immer
You may be saying about now
Vielleicht sagst du gerade
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
„Wie in aller Welt kann dieser alte Kerl all diesen verrückten Kram essen
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Und nicht krank werden?“
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Haha, nun, mach dir darüber keine Sorgen
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Siehst du, immer wenn ich mich am Filet
Or the pudding or something
Oder am Pudding oder so überfresse
I mix up some herbs and
Mische ich ein paar Kräuter zusammen und
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Ich komme mit einem tollen Glas davon
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bikarbonat aus Feigenblatt
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Das wird mich befreien, das sag ich dir
Ugh
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Essbare Verpackungen könnten schon in wenigen Monaten in Lebensmittelgeschäften erhältlich sein
You've heard of good to the last drop
Du hast schon von gut bis zum letzten Tropfen gehört
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Nun, dein Essen könnte bald gut bis zum letzten Bissen sein
Wow! That was loud!
Wow! Das war laut!
Got to ya, huh?
Hat dich erwischt, hm?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Hier ist eine interessante Anmerkung: künstliche Farben
Yellows or reds
Gelb oder Rot
Let's focus on the red
Konzentrieren wir uns auf das Rot
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Zusätzlich zu FD&C Rot Nummer 40 hat die FDA
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
bestimmte Lebensmittelfarbstoffzusätze zugelassen, einige sind tatsächlich Gift!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Wenn du dir über die Zusatzstoffe oder Farbstoffe in den Produkten, die du gekauft hast, nicht sicher bist, lass es lieber!
Poison!
Gift!
Bad news!
Schlechte Nachrichten!
That's right!
Das ist richtig!
Thank you
Danke
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Nun, ich denke, das deckt so ziemlich alle natürlichen Lebensmittel hier ab
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Jetzt muss ich meinen Nachtisch hier nehmen
I have to go
Ich muss gehen
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Ich leite heute einen Kochkurs
Good health to you all!
Gute Gesundheit euch allen!
Uh, over this way
Äh, in diese Richtung
Look out!
Vorsicht!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
Na gut, Alter, hast du immer noch Lust, mir das Essen zu berechnen?
One look at his feature-less face
Ein Blick auf sein gesichtsloses Gesicht
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Ein Blick genügte, um seine Sicherheit zu gewährleisten
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Mit den Jahren wurde er immer verbitterter und wütender
Burning with vengeance against the world
Brennend vor Rache gegen die Welt
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Schließlich fand er in versteckten Schriftrollen, wonach er gesucht hatte
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Dann, bekleidet mit einer unverwundbaren Rüstung
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
Und im Besitz der größten Geheimnisse der Wissenschaft und Magie, kehrte er in seine Heimat zurück
And there he has remained
Und dort ist er geblieben
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Er schmiedet Pläne, träumt, plant
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Er plant seinen verrückten Feldzug, die ganze Welt zu erobern
(I can't believe it!)
(Ich kann es nicht glauben!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(Mach kein großes Ding daraus)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Ich warne dich, Doom, du bist zu weit gegangen
(Yeah!)
(Ja!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Das wird's tun, Doom, hol deine Maschine
Well anyway
Baiklah, bagaimanapun juga
You may be saying about now
Mungkin kalian bertanya-tanya sekarang
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
"Bagaimana mungkin orang tua itu makan semua hal gila itu
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Dan tidak sakit perut?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that
Haha, baiklah, jangan khawatir tentang itu
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Kamu lihat, setiap kali saya makan berlebihan dengan filet
Or the pudding or something
Atau puding atau sesuatu
I mix up some herbs and
Saya mencampur beberapa ramuan dan
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Saya membuat segelas ini yang luar biasa
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Bikarbonat dari daun ara
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
Itu akan membebaskan saya, saya beritahu kamu
Ugh
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Bungkus makanan yang bisa dimakan mungkin ada di toko bahan makanan dalam beberapa bulan dari sekarang
You've heard of good to the last drop
Kamu telah mendengar tentang enak sampai tetes terakhir
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Nah, makananmu bisa segera enak sampai gigitan terakhir
Wow! That was loud!
Wow! Itu keras sekali!
Got to ya, huh?
Mengagetkanmu, ya?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Berikut catatan menarik: pewarna buatan
Yellows or reds
Kuning atau merah
Let's focus on the red
Mari kita fokus pada yang merah
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
Selain dari FD&C merah nomor 40, FDA telah menyetujui
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
Beberapa aditif pewarna makanan, beberapa sebenarnya beracun!
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
Jika kamu tidak yakin tentang aditif atau pewarna dalam produk yang kamu beli, tinggalkan saja!
Poison!
Racun!
Bad news!
Kabar buruk!
That's right!
Benar!
Thank you
Terima kasih
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Baiklah, saya pikir itu sudah mencakup semua makanan alami di sini
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
Sekarang, saya harus pergi mengambil makanan penutup saya di sini
I have to go
Saya harus pergi
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Saya mengadakan kelas memasak hari ini
Good health to you all!
Kesehatan yang baik untuk kalian semua!
Uh, over this way
Uh, ke arah ini
Look out!
Awas!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
Baiklah pops, masih ingin menagih saya untuk makanan itu?
One look at his feature-less face
Satu pandangan pada wajahnya yang tanpa ciri
One look was enough to ensure his safety
Satu pandangan cukup untuk menjamin keselamatannya
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Seiring berlalu tahun, dia menjadi semakin pahit dan marah
Burning with vengeance against the world
Membakar dengan dendam terhadap dunia
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
Akhirnya, di tengah gulungan tersembunyi, dia menemukan apa yang dia cari
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
Kemudian, berpakaian dalam baju zirah yang tak terkalahkan
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
Dan memiliki rahasia terbesar dunia tentang ilmu pengetahuan dan sihir, dia kembali ke tanah airnya
And there he has remained
Dan di sana dia tetap tinggal
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Merencanakan, bermimpi, merencanakan
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
Merencanakan kampanye gilanya untuk menaklukkan seluruh dunia
(I can't believe it!)
(Saya tidak percaya itu!)
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
(Baiklah, jangan dibesar-besarkan)
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
Saya memperingatkan Anda Doom, Anda sudah terlalu jauh
(Yeah!)
(Ya!)
That'll do it doom, get your machine
Itu akan melakukannya Doom, ambil mesinmu
Well anyway
不管怎样
You may be saying about now
你现在可能会说
"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
“这个老家伙怎么吃那些疯狂的东西
And not get sick to his stomach?"
而不让他的胃感到不适？”
Haha, well, don't worry about that
哈哈，嗯，别担心这个
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
你看，每当我在吃牛排
Or the pudding or something
或布丁或其他什么的时候
I mix up some herbs and
我会混合一些草药
I come up with a dandy glass of this
然后我就能做出一杯好东西
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
无花果叶碳酸盐
That'll set me free, I'll tell you
这能让我感觉自由，我告诉你
Ugh
啊
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
可食用包装可能在几个月后就会出现在杂货店里
You've heard of good to the last drop
你听说过好到最后一滴
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
嗯，你的食物很快也能好到最后一口
Wow! That was loud!
哇！那声音真大！
Got to ya, huh?
吓到你了，对吗？
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
这里有一个有趣的说明：人造色素
Yellows or reds
黄色或红色
Let's focus on the red
我们来关注一下红色
In addition to FD&C red number 40, the FDA has approved
除了FD&C红色40号，FDA还批准了
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
某些食品着色添加剂，有些实际上是有毒的！
If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone!
如果你不确定你购买的产品中的添加剂或着色剂，就别碰它！
Poison!
毒药！
Bad news!
坏消息！
That's right!
没错！
Thank you
谢谢你
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
嗯，我想这大概涵盖了所有的天然食品
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
现在，我得去吃我的甜点了
I have to go
我得走了
I'm conducting a cooking class today
我今天要开一个烹饪课
Good health to you all!
祝大家健康！
Uh, over this way
呃，这边请
Look out!
小心！
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
好吧老头，还想向我收费吗？
One look at his feature-less face
看他那没有特征的脸
One look was enough to ensure his safety
一看就足以确保他的安全
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
随着岁月的流逝，他变得更加痛苦和愤怒
Burning with vengeance against the world
对这个世界充满了复仇的怒火
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking
最终，在隐藏的卷轴中，他找到了他一直在寻找的东西
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
然后，身披坚不可摧的盔甲
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland
并掌握了世界上最伟大的科学和魔法的秘密，他返回了他的祖国
And there he has remained
他一直留在那里
Scheming, dreaming, planning
策划，梦想，计划
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
密谋他疯狂的征服全世界的计划
(I can't believe it!)
（我不敢相信！）
(Alright, don't make a big deal about it)
（好了，别大惊小怪）
I warn you Doom, you've gone too far
我警告你，末日博士，你太过分了
(Yeah!)
（是的！）
That'll do it doom, get your machine
这样就行了，末日博士，收起你的机器吧