Dita: So I pull him off her and I said...

Dita: So I pull him off her and I said
"You disgusting pig! How could
You fuck somebody?
And most of all how could you
Fuck Cyndi Lauper?" All of a sudden we
Were in another room and I
Was beating up on him, saying
"How could you do that to me?
How could you do that to me?" He says, "Oh
Man! She's not the only person
I fucked i fucked your maid" I said
"You fucked my maid? You disgusting pig!
How could you fuck my maid?" he said
"Not only that but I
Fucked Stephanie Seymour"
So I started beating up on him
And then he started doing
All these weird gymnastic
Routinesthis doesn't sound like a sex dream
I know doctor: Please go on
Dita: So he's doing handstands and
One handed handstands and then
Hе lowered himself to thе
Floor and started humping
The floor i said, "What are
You doing?" He said
"I'm free-jacking, man i'm free-jacking"
He said, "yeah
You know me i was free-jacking
Before you met me and
I'm doing it now" And he
Just humped the floor i got really
Really upset and I ran into
This other room and I
Saw a payphone and I called up
My manager and I said
"You've get to get me out of
Here! Don't you realize this
Is a publicity stunt? It's only
So the French can have
Something to write about in the newspapers
For the next couple of
Months i haven't done anything get
Me out of here!" he said
"We'll be there we'll do what we
Can there's a lot of bureaucracy"
So I got really mad and I
Hung up the phone and
I sat down in this chair and I started crying
Pretty soon somebody was rubbing me
On the back and patting
Me and massaging the back of
My neck and saying
"It's going to be all right" It was
Kind of sexual and I was kind
Of responding to it and I looked
Up and it was my maid
She was doing this to me and then
I woke up but I was
Attracted to my maid and that's the
Last sex dream I remember
Doctor: How long was this
Before you fired her?
Dita: Actually, I think I fired her that day