Ludacrismas

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane
All his reindeer, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins

Bells are ringing, children singing
Bells are ringing, children si
B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing
Santa Claus comes to town

Yeah, I tell 'em all I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
And ten carat diamonds on a fat gold wreath
That I could wear around ma neck, get money in respect
Tell Santa Claus to bring a ten million dollar check

So I could spread a lil' cheer, fly a couple leers
Eat a lil' chicken, drink a couple beers
Kick back and just chill like a player would do
Remix all the Christmas carols then I play 'em for you

Luda, turn it up until I wake up all the neighbors
They say that I'm a nuisance but I say they all some haters
Just because I'm poor they always calling me a faker
And 'cause my Christmas tree decorated in toilet paper

But little do they know, they bout to see a show
'Cause when they come up out the house
I'm gonna blast 'em with some snow
Frosty's never seen nothing quite like this
And St. Nick's never seen nothing quite like 'Cris
So um

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane
All his reindeer, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins

Bells are ringing, children singing
Bells are ringing, children si
B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing
Santa Claus comes to town

Yeah, chestnuts roasting on the fire in the hill
Down below we firing up the barbecue grills
Ice skating in the drive way, I'ma do it my way
Eggnogs got daddy swerving on the highway

Chains on the tires, ice up on the window
10 degrees Fahrenheit, freezing as the wind blow
Help me take my boots off and my snow suit off
Get up in the house and my nose is redder than Rudolph's

I think I need some help with the buckle on my belt
And if Santa doesn't show I want his cookies and his milk
Tell him I need a jacket, New Jordans and a Xbox
New suits for church and a couple pairs of dress socks

Stuff my stockin' with Jolly Ranchers and candy canes
Invite my aunties and uncles, let's do the family thing
Meanwhile I'm hoping Santa got my wish list
So I could wake up to a very Merry Christmas

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane
All his reindeer, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins

Bells are ringing, children singing
Bells are ringing, children si
B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing
Santa Claus comes to town

Oh yeah, I hear the sleigh bells ringing and the jingle bells rock
Santa never seen the jingle bells on my block
I hear he's making that list, checking the thing twice
I guess it's prolly 'cause I been naughty not nice

But I'ma straighten up my act, get up on track
Make a couple bucks and buy mama a Cadillac
And then maybe Santa Claus will come around my way
So all the kids on my block can look up and say, hey

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane
All his reindeer, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins

Bells are ringing, children singing
Bells are ringing, children si
B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing
Santa Claus comes to town