Greatest Hits (Skit)

Better than College girls gone wild (woohoo)
It's more off the chain than Late Night with Miss Cleo
Call me now for your free readin'
Who, who's the father of the baby?

Disturbing Tha Peace Entertainment presents
The Ludacris Greatest Hits CD (Volume One)
Done by random white people

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah, c'mon)
What is it? Give it to me now
Give it to me now, give it to me now
Give it to me now, give it to me now
And I want to, uh, uh
You make it so good, I don't want to leave
But I have to know, what, what it your fantasy?

It's random white people uncut, uncensored
And off beat as fuck
And the ballin'-ass brothers with the candy cars
If you a pimp and you know you don't do the hoes
When you get on the floor, drop them (ho)
If you a pimp and you don't know, shit

You've never seen white people like this
You've never heard white people like this
You're doing ho activities with ho tendencies
Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies (yeah, speakin' of hoes)
Why do you think you take a ho to a hotel
Hotel everybody

It's random white people doing Ludacris' greatest hits
Send all checks and money orders to P.O Box 9999, Atlanta GA 30303
It's random white people on Deez Nuts Records
A division of Disturbing Tha Peace Entertainment