Chop Suey, Chow Mein

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got the craziest yen
To get you in a Chinese den
Where I can whisper love words full of spice
After we get full of tea and rice

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
With chop suey, chow mein, rice, and tea
Shoes and rice and you and me
Chop suey, chow mein, ?, Tu Fu, and you

[Keely]
Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
I'm gonna let you hold me tight
Remember what the great Confucius say
[Louis]
Girl and boy who woo have wedding day

[Keely]
Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
With chop suey, chow mein, rice, and tea
[Louis]
Shoes and rice and you and me
[Keely]
Chop suey, chow mein]
[Prima]
?, Tu Fu, and you

[Instrumental]

[Louis]
Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got the craziest yen
To get you in a Chinese den
Where I can whisper love words full of rice
After we get full of tea and rice

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'd be pretty clever if we ever get together with
[Keely]
Chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
[Louis]
Ah, we can even have subgum scallopini
[Keely]
Shoes and rice and you and me
[Louis]
And baby, how about a little egg foo cacciatore
[Both]
Chop suey, chow mein, ?, Tu Fu, and you