Land of a Thousand Dances
One, two, three!
One, two, three!
You gotta know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
You got to Mash Potato
You got to do the Alligator, now
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
Let your back-bone slip
Now do the Watusi
Like my little Lucy
Ow! Feel pretty good y'all?
Feel alright, now
La, na na na na
La na na na na na, na na na, na
La na na, na na
I need somebody to help me now
La, na na na na
La na na na na na, na na na, na
La na na, na na
Ow! You go to do the jerk now
I like to see you work y'all
Now, roll over on your back
I said I like it like that
Now do the frilly dog
Like smoke your hog, now
Now duck back in alley
Like Long Tall Sally
Ow! Feeling pretty good?
I feel alright now
La, na na na na
La na na na na na, na na na, na
La na na, na na
I need somebody to help me now
La, na na na na
La na na na na na, na na na, na
La na na, na na
Ow! Doing the Watusi
Like little Lucy
Put your hand on your hips, yeah
Let your backbone slip now
Ow! Do it
Ow! Do it
Ow! Do it
Ow! Help me
Ow! Help me
Somebody help me
Somebody help me
Oh, yeah
In a thousand dances, do anything you want, now