Quando è stata rilasciata la canzone “Professional Rapper” di Lil Dicky?

La canzone Professional Rapper è stata rilasciata nel 2015, nell’album “Professional Rapper”.

Chi ha composto la canzone “Professional Rapper” di di Lil Dicky?

La canzone “Professional Rapper” di di Lil Dicky è stata composta da Davey Miramontez, David Burd.

Professional Rapper

Davey Miramontez, David Burd

Hello, how can I help you?
Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today
It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually
I'm a, I'm a rapper, so
Okay, and who are you here to see?
Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g
Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall
First door to your right
Give him a knock and he should be right with you
Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?
Mm-hmm, thank you

Grab a seat
Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir, let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
let me start with your background
Where you come from?
Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
Before that
Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad
I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get the rap shit started?
Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
Yeah, I guess
That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
Oh my god, it's the best
Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
It's kinda healthy
Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's
Sure
In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
Uh, I wouldn't do shit
And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch
Nah, that's my niche!
Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
That's the target I'll hit
And that's the heart of my pitch
I wanna do this whole thing different
What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time
But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
You don't know if it could be working even better
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
I don't mean any disrespect by that
I'm just saying I have a different background
Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

So what are your biggest strengths?
Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky
When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer
Alright, alright, I get it
Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)
Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)
And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat
Bro, I can go on and on
I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys
Well I don't know if they can run it like that
But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
What's that?
Well I can tell a story about my morning
Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
Like the 14 year old Topanga
Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it
Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
Like, as a guy
So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
Real recognize real, right?
Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
Five years from now, tell me bout the due
Well, I don't care about the money
Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
I don't wanna leave the game the same
In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
That shit sound pretty damn complex
I guess, I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way
And turn the whole game sideways
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
I ain't mad at that
Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
And I ain't about to win them back to back
I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back
Til I stop rapping
You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true
That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
Let alone a young rook nigga
You misread me
Nah this ain't a book nigga
Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
No, you just fucking repetitive dawg
I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
No shit you ain't done shit
But think about that though
Only doing this a couple of years
One tape and I'm like this?
This shit is aight for your first shit
But you don't know if it's your worst shit
You don't think finding out would be worth it?
It might be, it might not
But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
What would you do for the hook for this song?
You want me to make a hook up right now?
Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?
Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

I'm bout to be professional
Homie, I'm professional
Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
Nigga, that shit is garbage man
Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there
Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
Right now?
Yeah, sure

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you
(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)
Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman
Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?
Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so
Whatever, Thanks
(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)
Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early
(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)
D-Did you just say head?
(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)
I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?
(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)
Actually, I'll take head
(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Ciao, come posso aiutarti?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Ciao, mi chiamo Dave Burd, ho un appuntamento oggi

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

Probabilmente è sotto 'Lil Dicky,' in realtà

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Sono un, sono un rapper, quindi

Okay, and who are you here to see?

Ok, e chi sei qui per vedere?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Dice qui Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Oh, sì. È proprio in fondo al corridoio

First door to your right

Prima porta alla tua destra

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Bussa e dovrebbe essere subito con te

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Grazie. È uh, questa porta qui, giusto?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, grazie

Grab a seat

Prendi un posto

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Grazie, sono Dave, molto piacere

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, cosa succede? Puoi chiamarmi Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

Lascia che controlli il tuo foglio

No problem, sir, let me just say

Nessun problema, signore, lascia che ti dica

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Sono un grande fan della roba che voi fate

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

Non posso mentire, ci ho pensato tutto il giorno

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Tutto bene, c'è un motivo per cui abbiamo chiamato, Dave

let me start with your background

lascia che inizi con il tuo background

Where you come from?

Da dove vieni?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Certo, ero laureando lì a Richmond

Before that

Prima di quello

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, stai parlando della mia città natale?, sì

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Sono nato a Philly e cresciuto in una piccola città sciocca chiamata Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

Era nella periferia, intorno alla ricchezza di classe media alta

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Quindi roba vera non hai mai dovuto lottare molto

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

Non lo direi così, avevamo solo un tipo diverso di trappola

Elaborate

Elabora

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Beh, non ho mai avuto uno strumento, ma dovevo essere l'uomo a scuola

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Come se stessi facendo cose che dovevo fare quindi quando ho finito la laurea

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Sono a posto e posso avere qualsiasi lavoro che voglio

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Ma il lavoro che volevi non era tutto quel bumping

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Sì, e l'ho visto subito tutti i difetti che vengono quando cresci così

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Sai che hai fatto la corsa con i ratti, non hai fatto le raps

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo che fatica

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

Come hai pagato per iniziare la roba del rap?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Uomo, i miei soldi del Bar Mitzvah

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Ma non prendermi in giro, non ero uno di quei giovani sul blocco che non aveva nulla da perdere

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Devo aver voluto molto questo, avevo qualcosa da scegliere

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Guarda, posso dire che c'è qualcosa da dimostrare nel tuo culo

Yeah, I guess

Sì, immagino

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

Basta con il passato, cosa ti fa voler fare rap?

Oh my god, it's the best

Oh mio dio, è il migliore

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Le cagne mi lasciano disegnare sul loro seno

Literally I can reinvent myself

Letteralmente posso reinventarmi

I get a forum to project myself

Ho un forum per proiettare me stesso

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Non è mai noioso, ogni mattina mi sveglio e cerco di superare me stesso

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Non ho mai dovuto essere represso o furtivo per esprimere me stesso

It's kinda healthy

È un po' salutare

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Cool, ora lascia che ti metta attraverso un paio di ipotetici

Sure

Certo

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

In un club e un paio di niggas ti minacciano

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Uh, non farei nulla

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

E non capisco nemmeno cosa c'entra con questo?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Chiudi il cazzo, il rap è come la vita

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Se vuoi fare questo, non andrai lontano comportandoti come una piccola puttana

Nah, that's my niche!

Nah, quella è la mia nicchia!

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

Non offenderti per questo, ma quello è il mercato che avete perso

That's the target I'll hit

Quello è l'obiettivo che colpirò

And that's the heart of my pitch

E quello è il cuore del mio discorso

I wanna do this whole thing different

Voglio fare tutta questa cosa in modo diverso

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

Cosa cazzo intendi che vuoi fare tutta la cosa in modo diverso?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Uh, sai, io penso, tipo, sai

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Tradizionalmente le persone hanno fatto il lavoro nello stesso modo per molto tempo

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Ma parlando in termini tradizionali, questa merda funziona, giusto?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

Nah, tipo, capisco, ma io penso solo che, sai

You don't know if it could be working even better

Non sai se potrebbe funzionare ancora meglio

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

E penso che dovresti guardarmi come un'opportunità per scoprirlo

I don't mean any disrespect by that

Non intendo nessun mancanza di rispetto per quello

I'm just saying I have a different background

Sto solo dicendo che ho un background diverso

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Come una prospettiva diversa di guardare le cose rispetto al vostro tipico candidato

So what are your biggest strengths?

Allora, quali sono i tuoi punti di forza più grandi?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Beh, il mio flusso è pazzesco, posso cambiarlo in modo incredibile

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Per esempio, posso essere come non c'è nessuno che si confronta con Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Quando si mette su quella merda e la sputa malata e ridicola

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Strappando questa merda come non è mai stato fatto e il ritmo non è mai prevedibile

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Perché posso cambiarlo, consegnare questa merda a qualsiasi cadenza voi troie preferite

Alright, alright, I get it

Va bene, va bene, ho capito

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

In cima a quello, liricamente sono piuttosto dannatamente intelligente (vai)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

Ho una lunga cagna di fondo, chiamata una zappa Neville (whoa)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

E lo soffio dal salto, ginocchio di Derrick Rose (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

Puoi dire che sono piuttosto intelligente come lo so meglio

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

E voi avete vinto come Pistorius, non è un'impresa

Bro, I can go on and on

Fratello, posso andare avanti e avanti

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Sto prendendo il sopravvento e loro sono arrabbiati come i suoceri

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Okay basta con le battute, non mi stai mostrando che sei diverso dagli altri ragazzi

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Beh, non so se possono correre così

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Ma non c'è nessun altro che sta facendo il tipo di rap divertente

What's that?

Cos'è quello?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Beh, posso raccontare una storia sulla mia mattina

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Guardando Boy meets World e masturbandomi su Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Come la Topanga di 14 anni

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

Oh questa merda è come un gioco per te?, non capisco

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

No, non è così, sono solo un tipo di individuo abbondantemente divertente e pazzo

Like, as a guy

Come, come un ragazzo

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Quindi quando mi metto sul microfono non sto per mentire

Real recognize real, right?

Il vero riconosce il vero, giusto?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Sì, immagino. Quindi cosa stai cercando di fare?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Da qui a cinque anni, dimmi del dovuto

Well, I don't care about the money

Beh, non mi importa dei soldi

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

Come, è il rispetto che sto cercando

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Onestamente, voglio solo essere uno dei grandi

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Dove devono portare il tuo ragazzo su ogni dibattito

I don't wanna leave the game the same

Non voglio lasciare il gioco lo stesso

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

In poche parole, qual è il tuo lascito?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Beh, voglio essere il tizio che è entrato e ha fatto il rap stand up

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Con il rap casuale e l'uomo così per le persone che erano anti-rap

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

Eppure, i fan del rap hanno iniziato a riconoscere che l'anti-rap è ironicamente uno dei veri marchi di rap rimasti

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Quella merda suona piuttosto dannatamente complessa

I guess, I wanna be the best

Immagino, voglio essere il migliore

I just wanna do it my way

Voglio solo farlo a modo mio

And turn the whole game sideways

E girare tutto il gioco di lato

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

E mostrare alle persone che non devi essere rassegnato all'autostrada

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

Puoi fare un sentiero mentre questi figli di puttana guidano dritto

I ain't mad at that

Non sono arrabbiato per quello

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Beh grazie, uomo, quello è il mio piano di attacco

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Basta lasciarmi entrare e farò il rap delle placche

And I ain't about to win them back to back

E non sto per vincere di nuovo

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Sto per vincerli come se fosse di nuovo di nuovo di nuovo di nuovo di nuovo

Til I stop rapping

Fino a quando smetto di fare rap

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Non hai nemmeno venduto un dannato album ancora, vero

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

È un sacco di parlare da un veterano astuto

Let alone a young rook nigga

Per non parlare di un giovane matricola nigga

You misread me

Mi hai frainteso

Nah this ain't a book nigga

No, questo non è un libro nigga

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Beh, quello è uno dei miei difetti, sono troppo competitivo dawg

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

No, sei solo dannatamente ripetitivo dawg

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Capisco, stai cercando di essere migliore di tutti, ma non sei una merda fino a quando non sono coinvolti i cheddars

I get that I gotta prove myself

Capisco che devo dimostrare me stesso

No shit you ain't done shit

Nessuna merda non hai fatto nulla

But think about that though

Ma pensa a quello però

Only doing this a couple of years

Solo facendo questo un paio di anni

One tape and I'm like this?

Un nastro e sono così?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Questa merda è a posto per la tua prima merda

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Ma non sai se è la tua peggiore merda

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

Non pensi che scoprirlo ne valga la pena?

It might be, it might not

Potrebbe essere, potrebbe non essere

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Ma metterò il tuo culo al lavoro, ragazzo

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Aspetta, tipo, come se avessi il lavoro? Davvero?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Beh un'altra cosa, fammi vedere se riesci a mettere insieme un gancio

What would you do for the hook for this song?

Cosa faresti per il gancio di questa canzone?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

Vuoi che io faccia un gancio adesso?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

Sembro il tipo di nigga che ama ripetersi?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

Va bene, uh, okay, uomo fai il gancio

I'm bout to be professional

Sto per essere professionale

Homie, I'm professional

Amico, sono professionale

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Uh, forse come una cosa di voce bassa?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Nigga, quella merda è spazzatura uomo

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Beh, sai, sento che ci potrebbe essere stato qualche vantaggio

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Ma non sono bravo a pensare a cose del genere sul momento

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

Non è che di solito esternalizzate per quel tipo di cose a volte?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

A volte, ma sai, quella era una roba di livello Dogg lì

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Sì, sai, sono solo molto meglio quando posso pensare le cose

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Avere il mio tipo di azione a doppio schermo

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Qualunque cosa, stai cercando di fumare un blunt?

Right now?

Adesso?

Yeah, sure

Sì, certo

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Figo, Juanita, porta un po' di erba qui, per favore, grazie

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Ce l'ho, Snoop, arrivo subito)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Grazie, Juanita, donna super gentile

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Nigga, perché tutto quello che dici suona così morbido?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Uh, davvero non voglio essere parlato in quel modo, quindi

Whatever, Thanks

Qualunque cosa, Grazie

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Ehi, ho preso l'erba per voi)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Cavolo, quella è un'ottima erba, è solo così presto

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(Posso portarvi qualcos'altro mentre sono qui? caffè? tè? pompino? acqua in bottiglia?)

D-Did you just say head?

H-Hai appena detto pompino?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Sì. Non hai mai avuto un pompino prima?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Voglio dire, Sembra solo Un sacco, adesso (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

Ma che tipo di tè avete?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Abbiamo menta, lampone, earl grey, colazione inglese)

Actually, I'll take head

In realtà, prenderò un pompino

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Sapevo che il tuo piccolo culo sporco voleva un pompino.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Olá, como posso ajudar você?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Oi, meu nome é Dave Burd, tenho uma consulta hoje

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

Provavelmente está sob 'Lil Dicky', na verdade

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Eu sou, eu sou um rapper, então

Okay, and who are you here to see?

Ok, e quem você está aqui para ver?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Diz aqui Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Ah, sim. Ele está bem no final do corredor

First door to your right

Primeira porta à sua direita

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Dê uma batida e ele deve estar com você

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Obrigado. É, essa porta aqui, certo?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, obrigado

Grab a seat

Pegue um assento

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Obrigado, eu sou Dave, muito prazer em conhecer

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, o que você faz? Você pode me chamar de Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

Deixe-me apenas verificar sua ficha

No problem, sir, let me just say

Sem problemas, senhor, deixe-me apenas dizer

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Sou um grande fã do que vocês fazem

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

Não posso mentir, estive pensando nisso o dia todo

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Tudo bem, há uma razão para termos chamado, Dave

let me start with your background

deixe-me começar com sua formação

Where you come from?

De onde você vem?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Claro, eu era estudante lá em Richmond

Before that

Antes disso

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, você está falando da minha cidade natal?, sim

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Eu nasci em Philly e cresci em uma pequena cidade boba chamada Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

Ficava nos subúrbios, riqueza de classe média alta ao redor

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Então, de verdade, você nunca teve que lutar muito

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

Eu não diria assim, nós apenas tínhamos um tipo diferente de armadilha

Elaborate

Elabore

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Bem, eu nunca tive uma ferramenta, mas tive que ser o homem na escola

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Como eu estava fazendo merda que eu tinha que fazer então quando terminei a graduação

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Estou legal e posso conseguir qualquer emprego que quiser

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Mas o emprego que você queria não era tão bom

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Sim, e eu vi rápido todos os defeitos que vêm quando você cresce assim

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Sei que você tem corrido com os ratos, você não tem feito raps

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo que dificuldade

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

Como você pagou para começar o rap?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Cara, meu dinheiro de Bar Mitzvah

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Mas não me desrespeite, amigo, eu não era um daqueles jovens no quarteirão que não tinha nada a perder

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Eu devo ter querido muito isso, eu tinha algo a escolher

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Olha só, eu posso dizer que há algo a provar em você

Yeah, I guess

Sim, eu acho

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

Isso é suficiente do passado, o que te faz querer fazer rap?

Oh my god, it's the best

Oh meu Deus, é o melhor

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

As vadias me deixam desenhar nos seios delas

Literally I can reinvent myself

Literalmente, eu posso me reinventar

I get a forum to project myself

Eu tenho um fórum para me projetar

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Nunca é chato, toda manhã eu acordo e tento me superar

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Eu nunca tive que ser reprimido ou furtivo para me expressar

It's kinda healthy

É meio saudável

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Legal, agora deixe-me colocar você em alguns hipotéticos

Sure

Claro

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

Em um clube e alguns caras te ameaçam

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Uh, eu não faria nada

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

E eu nem entendo o que isso tem a ver com isso?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Cale a boca, o rap é como a vida

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Se você quer fazer isso, então você não vai longe agindo como uma vadia

Nah, that's my niche!

Não, esse é o meu nicho!

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

Não se ofenda com isso, mas esse é o mercado que vocês perderam

That's the target I'll hit

Esse é o alvo que vou atingir

And that's the heart of my pitch

E esse é o coração do meu discurso

I wanna do this whole thing different

Eu quero fazer isso de maneira diferente

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

O que você quer dizer com querer fazer tudo diferente?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Uh, você sabe, eu acho, tipo, você sabe

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Tradicionalmente, as pessoas têm feito o trabalho do mesmo jeito por muito tempo

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Mas falando tradicionalmente, essa merda funciona, certo?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

Não, tipo, eu entendo isso, mas eu só acho que, você sabe

You don't know if it could be working even better

Você não sabe se poderia estar funcionando ainda melhor

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

E acho que você deveria me ver como uma oportunidade de descobrir isso

I don't mean any disrespect by that

Não quero desrespeitar com isso

I'm just saying I have a different background

Estou apenas dizendo que tenho uma formação diferente

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Como uma perspectiva diferente de ver as coisas do que seu candidato típico

So what are your biggest strengths?

Então, quais são suas maiores forças?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Bem, meu fluxo é louco, eu posso mudar isso incrivelmente

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Por exemplo, eu posso ser como ninguém se mete com Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Quando ele sobe naquela merda e cospe doente e ridículo

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Rasgando essa merda como nunca foi feito e o ritmo nunca é previsível

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Porque eu posso mudar, entregar essa merda para qualquer cadência que vocês vadias preferem

Alright, alright, I get it

Tudo bem, tudo bem, eu entendi

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

Além disso, liricamente eu sou muito inteligente (vai)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

Tenho uma puta de fundo longo, chamada de puta Neville (uau)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

E eu explodo desde o início, joelho de Derrick Rose (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

Você pode dizer que eu sou bastante inteligente como eu sei melhor

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

E vocês têm vencido como Pistorius, não é feito

Bro, I can go on and on

Cara, eu posso continuar e continuar

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Estou assumindo o controle e eles estão chateados como sogros

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Ok, chega de trocadilhos, isso não está me mostrando que você é diferente dos outros caras

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Bem, eu não sei se eles podem correr assim

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Mas não tem mais ninguém fazendo rap engraçado

What's that?

O que é isso?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Bem, eu posso contar uma história sobre minha manhã

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Assistindo Boy meets World e se masturbando para Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Como a Topanga de 14 anos

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

Oh, isso é como uma piada para você?, eu não entendo

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

Não, não é assim, eu apenas aconteço de ser um tipo de indivíduo abundantemente engraçado

Like, as a guy

Como, como um cara

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Então, quando eu subo no microfone, eu não vou apenas mentir

Real recognize real, right?

Real reconhece real, certo?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Sim, eu acho. Então, o que você está tentando fazer?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Daqui a cinco anos, me fale sobre o vencimento

Well, I don't care about the money

Bem, eu não me importo com o dinheiro

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

Tipo, é o respeito que eu estou querendo

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Honestamente, eu só quero ser um dos grandes

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Onde eles têm que trazer seu garoto para cada debate

I don't wanna leave the game the same

Eu não quero deixar o jogo o mesmo

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

Em resumo, qual é o seu legado?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Bem, eu quero ser o cara que entrou e fez o rap de stand up

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Com o rap aleatório e o homem assim para as pessoas que eram anti-rap

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

No entanto, os fãs de rap começaram a reconhecer que o anti-rap é ironicamente uma das verdadeiras marcas de rap que restam

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Isso soa bastante complexo

I guess, I wanna be the best

Eu acho, eu quero ser o melhor

I just wanna do it my way

Eu só quero fazer do meu jeito

And turn the whole game sideways

E virar o jogo todo de lado

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

E mostrar às pessoas que você não precisa estar resignado à rodovia

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

Você pode fazer um caminho enquanto esses filhos da puta dirigem direto

I ain't mad at that

Eu não estou bravo com isso

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Bem, obrigado, cara, esse é o meu plano de ataque

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Apenas me deixe entrar e eu vou rap os prêmios

And I ain't about to win them back to back

E eu não estou prestes a ganhá-los de volta para trás

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Estou prestes a ganhá-los como se fosse de volta para trás para trás para trás para trás

Til I stop rapping

Até eu parar de fazer rap

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Você nem mesmo vendeu um maldito álbum ainda, verdade

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

Isso é muita conversa de um veterano astuto

Let alone a young rook nigga

Deixe sozinho um jovem novato

You misread me

Você me interpretou mal

Nah this ain't a book nigga

Não, isso não é um livro, cara

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Bem, esse é um dos meus defeitos, eu sou muito competitivo, cara

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

Não, você é apenas repetitivo, cara

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Eu entendo, você está tentando ser melhor do que todos, mas você não é nada até que o queijo esteja envolvido

I get that I gotta prove myself

Eu entendo que eu tenho que provar a mim mesmo

No shit you ain't done shit

Não é merda, você não fez merda

But think about that though

Mas pense nisso

Only doing this a couple of years

Fazendo isso apenas alguns anos

One tape and I'm like this?

Uma fita e eu estou assim?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Essa merda é boa para a sua primeira merda

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Mas você não sabe se é a sua pior merda

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

Você não acha que descobrir valeria a pena?

It might be, it might not

Pode ser, pode não ser

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Mas eu vou te colocar para trabalhar, garoto

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Espere, tipo, tipo eu tenho o emprego? Tipo, realmente?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Bem, mais uma coisa, deixe-me ver se você pode juntar um gancho

What would you do for the hook for this song?

O que você faria para o gancho desta música?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

Você quer que eu faça um gancho agora?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

Eu pareço o tipo de cara que gosta de repetir a si mesmo?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

Tudo bem, uh, ok, cara, faça o gancho

I'm bout to be professional

Estou prestes a ser profissional

Homie, I'm professional

Cara, eu sou profissional

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Uh, talvez como uma coisa de voz baixa?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Cara, essa merda é lixo, cara

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Bem, você sabe, eu sinto que pode ter havido algum lado positivo para isso

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Mas eu não sou bom em pensar em coisas de improviso assim

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

Vocês normalmente não terceirizam para esse tipo de coisa às vezes?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

Às vezes, mas você sabe, aquilo foi uma merda de Dogg de outro nível ali

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Sim, você sabe, eu sou muito melhor quando consigo pensar as coisas

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Tenho minha ação de tela dupla desse tipo de coisa

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Seja o que for, cara, você está tentando fumar um baseado?

Right now?

Agora mesmo?

Yeah, sure

Sim, claro

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Legal, Juanita, traga um pouco de maconha aqui, por favor, obrigado

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Você conseguiu, Snoop, eu estarei aí)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Obrigado, Juanita, mulher super legal

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Cara, por que tudo que você diz soa tão suave?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Uh, eu realmente não quero ser falado assim, então

Whatever, Thanks

Seja o que for, obrigado

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Ei, eu trouxe a maconha para vocês)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Caramba, essa é uma ótima maconha, é só tão cedo

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(Posso trazer algo mais para vocês enquanto estou aqui? café? chá? boquete? água engarrafada?)

D-Did you just say head?

Você acabou de dizer boquete?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Sim. Você nunca recebeu um boquete antes?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Eu quero dizer, parece muito agora (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

Mas que tipo de chá vocês têm?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Nós temos menta, framboesa, earl grey, café da manhã inglês)

Actually, I'll take head

Na verdade, eu vou querer um boquete

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Eu sabia que seu pequeno rabo sujo queria um boquete.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Hola, ¿cómo puedo ayudarte?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Hola, mi nombre es Dave Burd, tengo una cita hoy

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

Probablemente esté bajo 'Lil Dicky', en realidad

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Soy un, soy un rapero, así que

Okay, and who are you here to see?

Vale, ¿y a quién vienes a ver?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Uh, ¿Snoop Dogg? Aquí dice Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Oh, sí. Está justo al final del pasillo

First door to your right

Primera puerta a tu derecha

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Dale un golpe y debería estar contigo enseguida

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Gracias. Es uh, esta puerta aquí, ¿verdad?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, gracias

Grab a seat

Toma asiento

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Gracias, soy Dave, encantado de conocerte

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, ¿qué tal? Puedes llamarme Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

Déjame revisar tu hoja

No problem, sir, let me just say

No hay problema, señor, permíteme decir

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Soy un gran fan de la mierda que ustedes hacen

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

No puedo mentir, he estado pensando en esto todo el día

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Todo bien, hay una razón por la que llamamos, Dave

let me start with your background

Permíteme empezar con tu trasfondo

Where you come from?

¿De dónde vienes?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Claro, era estudiante universitario allí en Richmond

Before that

Antes de eso

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, ¿estás hablando de mi ciudad natal?, sí

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Nací en Philly y crecí en un pequeño y tonto pueblo llamado Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

Estaba en los suburbios, alrededor de la clase media-alta

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Así que en serio, nunca tuviste que luchar mucho

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

No lo diría así, simplemente teníamos una trampa diferente

Elaborate

Elabora

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Bueno, nunca tuve una herramienta, pero tuve que ser el hombre en la escuela

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Como si estuviera haciendo cosas que tenía que hacer, así que cuando terminé la universidad

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Estoy bien y puedo conseguir el trabajo que quiera

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Pero el trabajo que querías no era tan emocionante

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Sí, y lo vi rápido, todos los defectos que vienen cuando creces así

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Sabes que has estado corriendo con las ratas, no has estado haciendo raps

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo qué dificultad

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

¿Cómo pagaste para empezar con el rap?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Hombre, mi dinero de Bar Mitzvah

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Pero no me insultes, amigo, no era uno de esos jóvenes en el bloque que no tenía nada que perder

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Debí haber querido esto mucho, tenía algo que elegir

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Mira eso, puedo decir que hay algo que demostrar en tu trasero

Yeah, I guess

Sí, supongo

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

Eso es suficiente del pasado, ¿qué te hace querer hacer rap?

Oh my god, it's the best

Dios mío, es lo mejor

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Las chicas me dejan dibujar en sus pechos

Literally I can reinvent myself

Literalmente puedo reinventarme

I get a forum to project myself

Tengo un foro para proyectarme

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Nunca es aburrido, cada mañana me despierto e intento superarme

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Nunca tuve que ser reprimido o sigiloso para expresarme

It's kinda healthy

Es algo saludable

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Genial, ahora déjame ponerte en un par de situaciones hipotéticas

Sure

Seguro

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

En un club y un par de negros te amenazan

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Uh, no haría nada

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

¿Y ni siquiera entiendo qué tiene que ver eso con esto?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Cállate, el rap es como la vida

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Si quieres hacer esto, no llegarás lejos actuando como una pequeña perra

Nah, that's my niche!

No, ¡ese es mi nicho!

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

No te ofendas por esto, pero ese es el mercado que ustedes perdieron

That's the target I'll hit

Ese es el objetivo que golpearé

And that's the heart of my pitch

Y ese es el corazón de mi discurso

I wanna do this whole thing different

Quiero hacer todo esto de manera diferente

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

¿Qué quieres decir con que quieres hacer todo de manera diferente?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Uh, ya sabes, creo que, ya sabes

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Tradicionalmente, la gente ha estado haciendo el trabajo de la misma manera durante mucho tiempo

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Pero hablando tradicionalmente, esto funciona, ¿verdad?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

No, como, entiendo eso, pero creo que, ya sabes

You don't know if it could be working even better

No sabes si podría estar funcionando aún mejor

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

Y creo que deberías verme como una oportunidad para descubrirlo

I don't mean any disrespect by that

No quiero faltar al respeto con eso

I'm just saying I have a different background

Solo estoy diciendo que tengo un trasfondo diferente

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Como una perspectiva diferente de ver las cosas que tu solicitante típico

So what are your biggest strengths?

¿Cuáles son tus mayores fortalezas?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Bueno, mi flujo es increíble, puedo cambiar eso de manera asombrosa

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Por ejemplo, puedo ser como nadie se mete con Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Cuando se sube a esa mierda y la escupe enferma y ridícula

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Rompiendo esta mierda como nunca se ha hecho y el ritmo nunca es predecible

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Porque puedo cambiarlo, entregar esta mierda al ritmo que prefieran ustedes, perras

Alright, alright, I get it

Está bien, está bien, lo entiendo

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

Además de eso, líricamente soy bastante inteligente (vamos)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

Tengo una perra de culo largo, la llamo una puta Neville (wow)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

Y lo arruino desde el principio, la rodilla de Derrick Rose (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

Puedes decir que soy bastante inteligente en cómo sé mejor

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

Y ustedes han estado ganando como Pistorius, no es ninguna hazaña

Bro, I can go on and on

Hermano, puedo seguir y seguir

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Estoy tomando el control y están enojados como los suegros

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Bueno, basta de los juegos de palabras, eso no me muestra que eres diferente a los demás

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Bueno, no sé si pueden correr así

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Pero no hay nadie más haciendo rap de tipo gracioso

What's that?

¿Qué es eso?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Bueno, puedo contar una historia sobre mi mañana

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Viendo Boy meets World y masturbándome con Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Como la Topanga de 14 años

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

¿Oh, esto es como una broma para ti?, No lo entiendo

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

No, no es así, solo resulta que soy un tipo de individuo abundantemente gracioso y loco

Like, as a guy

Como, como un chico

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Así que cuando me subo al micrófono no voy a mentir

Real recognize real, right?

¿El real reconoce al real, verdad?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Sí, supongo. ¿Entonces qué estás tratando de hacer?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Dentro de cinco años, dime sobre el vencimiento

Well, I don't care about the money

Bueno, no me importa el dinero

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

Como, es el respeto lo que estoy buscando

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Honestamente, solo quiero ser uno de los grandes

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Donde tienen que mencionar a tu chico en cada debate

I don't wanna leave the game the same

No quiero dejar el juego igual

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

En resumen, ¿cuál es tu legado?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Bueno, quiero ser el tipo que entró e hizo el rap de stand up

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Con el rap aleatorio y el hombre así para la gente que era anti-rap

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

Sin embargo, los fans del rap comenzaron a reconocer que el anti-rap es irónicamente una de las verdaderas marcas de rap que quedan

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Esa mierda suena bastante compleja

I guess, I wanna be the best

Supongo, quiero ser el mejor

I just wanna do it my way

Solo quiero hacerlo a mi manera

And turn the whole game sideways

Y poner todo el juego de lado

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

Y mostrar a la gente que no tienes que estar resignado a la autopista

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

Puedes hacer un camino mientras estos hijos de puta conducen recto

I ain't mad at that

No estoy enojado por eso

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Bueno, gracias, hombre, ese es mi plan de ataque

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Solo déjame entrar y voy a rapear los placas

And I ain't about to win them back to back

Y no estoy a punto de ganarlos de vuelta a espaldas

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Estoy a punto de ganarlos como si fuera de espaldas a espaldas a espaldas a espaldas a espaldas

Til I stop rapping

Hasta que deje de rapear

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Ni siquiera has vendido un maldito álbum todavía, cierto

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

Eso es mucho hablar para un veterano astuto

Let alone a young rook nigga

Dejando solo a un joven novato negro

You misread me

Me malinterpretaste

Nah this ain't a book nigga

No, esto no es un libro negro

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Bueno, ese es uno de mis defectos, soy demasiado competitivo, amigo

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

No, solo eres jodidamente repetitivo, amigo

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Lo entiendo, estás tratando de ser mejor que todos, pero no eres nada hasta que se involucra el queso

I get that I gotta prove myself

Entiendo que tengo que demostrar mi valía

No shit you ain't done shit

No mierda, no has hecho nada

But think about that though

Pero piensa en eso

Only doing this a couple of years

Solo haciendo esto un par de años

One tape and I'm like this?

¿Una cinta y estoy así?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Esta mierda está bien para tu primera mierda

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Pero no sabes si es tu peor mierda

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

¿No crees que averiguarlo valdría la pena?

It might be, it might not

Podría ser, podría no ser

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Pero voy a poner tu culo a trabajar, chico

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Espera, ¿como, como si tuviera el trabajo? ¿De verdad?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Bueno, una cosa más, déjame ver si puedes armar un estribillo

What would you do for the hook for this song?

¿Qué harías para el estribillo de esta canción?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

¿Quieres que haga un estribillo ahora mismo?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

¿Parezco el tipo de negro que le gusta repetirse?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

Está bien, uh, está bien, hombre, haz el estribillo

I'm bout to be professional

Estoy a punto de ser profesional

Homie, I'm professional

Amigo, soy profesional

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Uh, ¿quizás como una cosa de voz baja?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Negro, esa mierda es basura, hombre

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Bueno, sabes, siento que podría haber tenido algo positivo

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Pero no soy bueno pensando en cosas así de repente

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

¿No suelen subcontratar ese tipo de cosas a veces?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

A veces, pero sabes, eso fue algo de nivel Dogg allí

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Sí, sabes, soy mucho mejor cuando puedo pensar las cosas

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Tener mi acción de doble pantalla de ese tipo de cosas

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Lo que sea, hombre, ¿estás tratando de fumar un porro?

Right now?

¿Ahora mismo?

Yeah, sure

Sí, claro

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Genial, Juanita, trae un poco de hierba aquí, por favor, gracias

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Lo tienes, Snoop, estaré allí enseguida)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Gracias, Juanita, mujer súper agradable

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Negro, ¿por qué todo lo que dices suena tan suave?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Uh, realmente no quiero que me hablen así, así que

Whatever, Thanks

Lo que sea, Gracias

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Oye, tengo vuestra hierba)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Maldita sea, esa es una hierba de gran apariencia, es solo tan temprano

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(¿Puedo conseguirles algo más mientras estoy aquí? ¿café? ¿té? ¿sexo oral? ¿agua embotellada?)

D-Did you just say head?

¿D-Dijiste sexo oral?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Sí. ¿Nunca has recibido sexo oral antes?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Quiero decir, solo parece mucho, ahora mismo (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

¿Pero qué tipo de té tienen?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Tenemos menta, frambuesa, earl grey, desayuno inglés)

Actually, I'll take head

De hecho, tomaré sexo oral

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Sabía que tu sucio culo quería algo de sexo oral.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Bonjour, comment puis-je vous aider ?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Salut, je m'appelle Dave Burd, j'ai un rendez-vous aujourd'hui

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

C'est probablement sous 'Lil Dicky', en fait

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Je suis, je suis un rappeur, donc

Okay, and who are you here to see?

D'accord, et qui êtes-vous ici pour voir ?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Euh, Snoop Dogg ? Il est écrit ici Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Oh, oui. Il est juste au bout du couloir

First door to your right

Première porte à votre droite

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Frappez et il devrait être avec vous tout de suite

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Merci. C'est euh, cette porte ici, n'est-ce pas ?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, merci

Grab a seat

Prenez un siège

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Merci, je suis Dave, très heureux de vous rencontrer

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, qu'est-ce que tu fais ? Tu peux m'appeler Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

Laisse-moi juste vérifier ta fiche

No problem, sir, let me just say

Pas de problème, monsieur, laissez-moi juste dire

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Je suis un grand fan de la merde que vous faites tous

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

Je ne peux pas mentir, j'y pense toute la journée

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Tout va bien, il y a une raison pour laquelle nous avons appelé, Dave

let me start with your background

laissez-moi commencer par votre parcours

Where you come from?

D'où venez-vous ?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Bien sûr, j'étais en licence là-bas à Richmond

Before that

Avant ça

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, tu parles de ma ville natale ?, oui

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Je suis né à Philly et j'ai grandi dans une petite ville un peu bête appelée Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

C'était dans la banlieue, une richesse supérieure à la moyenne

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Alors la vraie merde, tu n'as jamais eu à lutter pour grand-chose

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

Je ne le dirais pas comme ça, nous avions juste un autre genre de piège

Elaborate

Élabore

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Eh bien, je n'ai jamais eu d'outil, mais je devais être l'homme à l'école

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Comme si je faisais des choses que je devais faire alors quand j'ai fini ma licence

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Je suis cool et je peux avoir le travail que je veux

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Mais le travail que tu voulais n'était pas si génial

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Oui, et j'ai vite vu tous les défauts qui viennent quand tu grandis comme ça

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Tu sais que tu as fait la course avec ces rats, tu n'as pas fait ces raps

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo quelle épreuve

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

Comment as-tu payé pour commencer le rap ?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Eh bien, mon argent de Bar Mitzvah

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Mais ne me dénigre pas, je n'étais pas l'un de ces jeunes sur le bloc qui n'avait rien à perdre

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Je devais vraiment vouloir ça, j'avais quelque chose à choisir

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Regarde ça, je peux dire qu'il y a quelque chose à prouver dans ton cul

Yeah, I guess

Oui, je suppose

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

C'est assez du passé, qu'est-ce qui te donne envie de faire du rap ?

Oh my god, it's the best

Oh mon dieu, c'est le meilleur

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Les salopes me laissent dessiner sur leurs seins

Literally I can reinvent myself

Littéralement, je peux me réinventer

I get a forum to project myself

J'ai un forum pour me projeter

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Ce n'est jamais ennuyeux, chaque matin je me réveille et j'essaie de me surpasser

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Je n'ai jamais eu à être réprimé ou furtif pour m'exprimer

It's kinda healthy

C'est plutôt sain

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Cool, maintenant laisse-moi te mettre à travers quelques hypothétiques

Sure

Bien sûr

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

Dans un club et quelques négros te menacent

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Euh, je ne ferais rien

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

Et je ne comprends même pas ce que ça a à voir avec ça ?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Ferme ta gueule, le rap c'est comme la vie

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Si tu veux faire ça, tu n'iras pas loin en agissant comme une petite salope

Nah, that's my niche!

Non, c'est ma niche !

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

Ne sois pas offensé par ça, mais c'est le marché que vous avez manqué

That's the target I'll hit

C'est la cible que je vais atteindre

And that's the heart of my pitch

Et c'est le cœur de mon argumentaire

I wanna do this whole thing different

Je veux faire toute cette chose différemment

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire par là, tu veux faire toute la chose différemment ?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Euh, tu sais, je pense, tu sais

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Traditionnellement, les gens font le travail de la même manière depuis longtemps

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Mais en parlant traditionnellement, cette merde fonctionne, non ?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

Non, comme, je comprends ça, mais je pense juste que, tu sais

You don't know if it could be working even better

Tu ne sais pas si ça pourrait fonctionner encore mieux

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

Et je pense que tu devrais me voir comme une opportunité de le découvrir

I don't mean any disrespect by that

Je ne veux pas manquer de respect par là

I'm just saying I have a different background

Je dis juste que j'ai un parcours différent

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Comme une perspective différente de voir les choses que votre candidat typique

So what are your biggest strengths?

Alors, quelles sont vos plus grandes forces ?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Eh bien, mon flow est fou, je peux le changer à volonté

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Par exemple, je peux dire qu'il n'y a personne qui peut rivaliser avec Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Quand il se met à débiter des paroles malades et ridicules

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Déchirant ce truc comme si ça n'avait jamais été fait et le rythme est toujours imprévisible

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Parce que je peux le changer, livrer ce truc à n'importe quel rythme que vous préférez

Alright, alright, I get it

D'accord, d'accord, j'ai compris

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

En plus de ça, au niveau des paroles, je suis plutôt malin (vas-y)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

J'ai une meuf qui ne lâche rien, je l'appelle une pute Neville (whoa)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

Et je le fais dès le départ, comme le genou de Derrick Rose (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

On peut dire que je suis assez intelligent pour savoir mieux

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

Et vous gagnez comme Pistorius, ce n'est pas un exploit

Bro, I can go on and on

Frère, je peux continuer comme ça indéfiniment

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Je prends le contrôle et ils sont fâchés comme des beaux-pères

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Ok, assez avec les jeux de mots, ça ne me montre pas que tu es différent des autres gars

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Eh bien, je ne sais pas s'ils peuvent le faire comme ça

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Mais il n'y a personne d'autre qui fait du rap comique

What's that?

C'est quoi ça ?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Eh bien, je peux raconter une histoire sur ma matinée

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Regarder Boy meets World et me masturber sur Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Comme la Topanga de 14 ans

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

Oh, c'est une blague pour toi ?, je ne comprends pas

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

Non, ce n'est pas comme ça, je suis juste un individu drôlement abondant

Like, as a guy

Comme, en tant que gars

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Donc quand je prends le micro, je ne vais pas juste mentir

Real recognize real, right?

Le vrai reconnaît le vrai, non ?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Ouais, je suppose. Alors, qu'est-ce que tu essaies de faire ?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Dans cinq ans, parle-moi de l'échéance

Well, I don't care about the money

Eh bien, je me fiche de l'argent

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

C'est le respect que je veux

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Honnêtement, je veux juste être l'un des grands

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Où ils doivent parler de moi à chaque débat

I don't wanna leave the game the same

Je ne veux pas laisser le jeu tel quel

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

En résumé, quel est ton héritage ?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Eh bien, je veux être le gars qui est arrivé et a fait du rap stand-up

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Avec le rap aléatoire et l'homme comme ça pour les gens qui étaient anti-rap

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

Pourtant, les fans de rap ont commencé à reconnaître que l'anti-rap est ironiquement l'une des vraies marques de rap restantes

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Ça a l'air plutôt complexe

I guess, I wanna be the best

Je suppose, je veux être le meilleur

I just wanna do it my way

Je veux juste le faire à ma façon

And turn the whole game sideways

Et faire basculer tout le jeu

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

Et montrer aux gens qu'ils n'ont pas à se résigner à l'autoroute

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

On peut tracer un chemin pendant que ces enfoirés roulent tout droit

I ain't mad at that

Je ne suis pas en colère contre ça

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Eh bien merci, mec, c'est mon plan d'attaque

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Laissez-moi entrer et je vais rapper les plaques

And I ain't about to win them back to back

Et je ne suis pas sur le point de les gagner dos à dos

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Je suis sur le point de les gagner comme si c'était dos à dos à dos à dos à dos

Til I stop rapping

Jusqu'à ce que j'arrête de rapper

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Tu n'as même pas encore vendu un putain d'album, c'est vrai

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

C'est beaucoup de paroles pour un vétéran

Let alone a young rook nigga

Sans parler d'un jeune rookie nigga

You misread me

Tu m'as mal compris

Nah this ain't a book nigga

Non, ce n'est pas un livre nigga

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Eh bien, c'est l'un de mes défauts, je suis trop compétitif dawg

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

Non, tu es juste putain de répétitif dawg

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Je comprends, tu essaies d'être meilleur que tous, mais tu n'es rien tant que le cheddar n'est pas impliqué

I get that I gotta prove myself

Je comprends que je dois me prouver

No shit you ain't done shit

Pas de merde, tu n'as rien fait

But think about that though

Mais pense à ça

Only doing this a couple of years

Seulement quelques années dans ce domaine

One tape and I'm like this?

Une seule cassette et je suis comme ça ?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Cette merde est correcte pour ton premier truc

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Mais tu ne sais pas si c'est ton pire truc

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

Tu ne penses pas que ça vaudrait le coup de le découvrir ?

It might be, it might not

Ça pourrait l'être, ça pourrait ne pas l'être

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Mais je vais te faire travailler, gamin

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Attends, genre, genre j'ai le boulot ? Genre vraiment ?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Eh bien, une dernière chose, laisse-moi voir si tu peux faire un refrain

What would you do for the hook for this song?

Qu'est-ce que tu ferais pour le refrain de cette chanson ?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

Tu veux que je fasse un refrain maintenant ?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

Est-ce que j'ai l'air du genre de nigga qui aime se répéter ?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

D'accord, euh, d'accord, mec, fais le refrain

I'm bout to be professional

Je vais être professionnel

Homie, I'm professional

Homie, je suis professionnel

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Euh, peut-être comme une voix grave ?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Nigga, cette merde est de la merde, mec

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Eh bien, tu sais, j'ai l'impression qu'il y avait peut-être un côté positif à ça

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Mais je ne suis pas doué pour penser à des choses sur le spot comme ça

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

Vous ne sous-traitez pas normalement pour ce genre de choses parfois ?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

Parfois, mais tu sais, c'était de la merde de chien de niveau supérieur là

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Ouais, tu sais, je suis juste beaucoup mieux quand je peux réfléchir aux choses

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Avoir mon action à double écran, ce genre de chose

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Peu importe, tu veux fumer un blunt ?

Right now?

Maintenant ?

Yeah, sure

Ouais, d'accord

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Cool, Juanita, apporte un peu de weed ici, s'il te plaît, merci

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Tu l'as, Snoop, j'arrive tout de suite)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Merci, Juanita, une femme super sympa

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Nigga, pourquoi tout ce que tu dis sonne si doux ?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Euh, je ne veux vraiment pas qu'on me parle comme ça, alors

Whatever, Thanks

Peu importe, merci

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Hey, j'ai votre weed)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Putain, c'est de la bonne weed, c'est juste si tôt

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(Puis-je vous apporter autre chose pendant que je suis là ? du café ? du thé ? une pipe ? de l'eau en bouteille ?)

D-Did you just say head?

D-As-tu dit une pipe ?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Ouais. Tu n'as jamais eu de pipe avant ?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Je veux dire, ça me semble beaucoup, là, tout de suite (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

Mais quel genre de thé avez-vous ?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Nous avons de la menthe, de la framboise, de l'earl grey, du petit déjeuner anglais)

Actually, I'll take head

En fait, je vais prendre une pipe

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Je savais que ton petit cul sale voulait une pipe.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Hallo, wie kann ich Ihnen helfen?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Hallo, mein Name ist Dave Burd, ich habe heute einen Termin

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

Es ist wahrscheinlich unter 'Lil Dicky' eingetragen

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Ich bin ein, ich bin ein Rapper, also

Okay, and who are you here to see?

Okay, und wen sind Sie hier um zu sehen?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Äh, Snoop Dogg? Hier steht Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Oh, ja. Er ist gleich den Flur runter

First door to your right

Erste Tür rechts

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Klopfen Sie an und er sollte gleich bei Ihnen sein

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Danke. Es ist äh, diese Tür hier, richtig?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, danke

Grab a seat

Nehmen Sie Platz

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Danke, ich bin Dave, sehr erfreut

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, was geht? Du kannst mich Dogg nennen

Let me just check your sheet

Lass mich nur kurz deine Unterlagen checken

No problem, sir, let me just say

Kein Problem, Sir, lassen Sie mich nur sagen

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Ich bin ein großer Fan von dem Scheiß, den ihr macht

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

Ich kann nicht lügen, ich habe den ganzen Tag darüber nachgedacht

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Alles gut, es gibt einen Grund, warum wir dich angerufen haben, Dave

let me start with your background

Lass mich mit deinem Hintergrund anfangen

Where you come from?

Wo kommst du her?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Klar, ich war Undergrad dort unten in Richmond

Before that

Davor

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, du redest von meiner Heimatstadt?, ja

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Ich wurde in Philly geboren und wuchs in einer kleinen albernen Stadt namens Cheltenham auf

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

Es war in den Vororten, oberer Mittelstand

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Also echter Scheiß, du musstest nie wirklich um viel kämpfen

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

Ich würde es nicht so sagen, wir hatten einfach eine andere Art von Falle

Elaborate

Erzähl mehr

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Nun, ich hatte nie ein Werkzeug, aber ich musste der Mann in der Schule sein

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Wie ich Dinge tun musste, also als ich den Undergrad abgeschlossen habe

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Ich bin cool und kann jeden Job bekommen, den ich will

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Aber der Job, den du wolltest, war nicht so toll

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Ja, und ich habe schnell alle Fehler gesehen, die kommen, wenn man so aufwächst

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Du weißt, du hast mit den Ratten um die Wette gerannt, du hast keine Raps gemacht

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo, was für eine Härte

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

Wie hast du das Geld für den Rap-Start zusammenbekommen?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Mann, mein Bar Mitzvah Geld

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Aber beleidige mich nicht, Kumpel, ich war nicht einer von diesen Jungs auf dem Block, die nichts zu verlieren hatten

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Ich muss das wirklich gewollt haben, ich hatte eine Wahl

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Schau mal, ich kann sagen, dass es etwas zu beweisen gibt in deinem Arsch

Yeah, I guess

Ja, ich denke schon

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

Das reicht von der Vergangenheit, was macht dich zum Rappen?

Oh my god, it's the best

Oh mein Gott, es ist das Beste

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Schlampen lassen mich auf ihre Brüste zeichnen

Literally I can reinvent myself

Wortwörtlich kann ich mich neu erfinden

I get a forum to project myself

Ich bekomme ein Forum, um mich zu projizieren

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Es ist nie langweilig, jeden Morgen wache ich auf und versuche, mich selbst zu übertreffen

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Ich musste nie unterdrückt oder heimlich sein, um mich auszudrücken

It's kinda healthy

Es ist irgendwie gesund

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Cool, jetzt lass mich dich durch ein paar hypothetische Situationen führen

Sure

Sicher

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

In einem Club und ein paar Niggas bedrohen dich

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Äh, ich würde nichts tun

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

Und ich verstehe nicht mal, was das mit all dem zu tun hat?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Halt die Klappe, Rap ist wie das Leben

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Wenn du das machen willst, dann kommst du nicht weit, wenn du dich wie ein kleines Weichei verhältst

Nah, that's my niche!

Nein, das ist meine Nische!

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

Nimm das nicht persönlich, aber das ist der Markt, den ihr verpasst habt

That's the target I'll hit

Das ist das Ziel, das ich treffen werde

And that's the heart of my pitch

Und das ist der Kern meiner Präsentation

I wanna do this whole thing different

Ich möchte das Ganze anders machen

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

Was meinst du damit, du willst das Ganze anders machen?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Äh, du weißt, ich denke, du weißt

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Traditionell haben die Leute den Job schon lange auf die gleiche Art und Weise gemacht

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Aber traditionell gesehen funktioniert dieser Scheiß, oder?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

Nein, ich verstehe das, aber ich denke nur, du weißt

You don't know if it could be working even better

Du weißt nicht, ob es noch besser laufen könnte

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

Und ich denke, du solltest mich als eine Gelegenheit sehen, das herauszufinden

I don't mean any disrespect by that

Ich meine das nicht respektlos

I'm just saying I have a different background

Ich sage nur, ich habe einen anderen Hintergrund

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Eine andere Perspektive, eine andere Art, Dinge zu sehen als dein typischer Bewerber

So what are your biggest strengths?

Also, was sind deine größten Stärken?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Nun, mein Flow ist verrückt, ich kann das erstaunlich wechseln

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Zum Beispiel, ich kann sein wie niemand fickt mit Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Wenn er auf diese Scheiße steigt und es krank und lächerlich ausspuckt

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Zerreißt diese Scheiße, als wäre sie noch nie gemacht worden und der Rhythmus ist nie vorhersehbar

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Denn ich kann es wechseln, diese Scheiße zu liefern, zu welchem Takt ihr Schlampen bevorzugt

Alright, alright, I get it

Okay, okay, ich verstehe es

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

Dazu kommt, dass ich textlich ziemlich verdammt clever bin (los)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

Habe eine langbeinige Schlampe, nenne sie eine Hure Neville (whoa)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

Und ich blase es vom Sprung, Derrick Rose Knie (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

Man kann sagen, ich bin ziemlich schlau, wie ich es besser weiß

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

Und ihr habt gewonnen wie Pistorius, es ist keine Leistung

Bro, I can go on and on

Bruder, ich kann immer weitermachen

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Ich übernehme und sie sind wütend wie Schwiegerväter

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Okay, genug von den Wortspielen, das zeigt mir nicht, dass du anders bist als die anderen Jungs

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Nun, ich weiß nicht, ob sie es so laufen lassen können

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Aber niemand sonst macht lustigen Rap

What's that?

Was ist das?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Nun, ich kann eine Geschichte über meinen Morgen erzählen

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Schaue Boy meets World und wichse zu Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Wie die 14-jährige Topanga

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

Ist das alles ein Witz für dich?, Ich verstehe es nicht

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

Nein, es ist nicht so, ich bin zufällig ein verrückt übermäßig lustiger Typ

Like, as a guy

Wie, als Kerl

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Also wenn ich ans Mikro gehe, werde ich nicht einfach lügen

Real recognize real, right?

Echt erkennt echt, oder?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Ja, ich denke schon. Also, was willst du tun?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Sag mir in fünf Jahren über die Fälligkeit

Well, I don't care about the money

Nun, mir geht es nicht um das Geld

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

Wie, es ist der Respekt, den ich will

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Ehrlich gesagt, ich will einfach einer der Großen sein

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Wo sie deinen Jungen in jeder Debatte erwähnen müssen

I don't wanna leave the game the same

Ich will das Spiel nicht gleich verlassen

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

Im Kern, was ist dein Vermächtnis?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Nun, ich will der Typ sein, der kam und den Stand-up-Rap gemacht hat

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Mit dem zufälligen Rap und dem Mann wie das für die Leute, die gegen Rap waren

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

Doch, die Fans von Rap begannen zu erkennen, dass Anti-Rap ironischerweise eine der echten Marken von Rap ist

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Das klingt ziemlich verdammt komplex

I guess, I wanna be the best

Ich denke, ich will der Beste sein

I just wanna do it my way

Ich will es einfach auf meine Weise machen

And turn the whole game sideways

Und das ganze Spiel auf den Kopf stellen

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

Und den Leuten zeigen, dass sie nicht auf die Autobahn beschränkt sein müssen

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

Du kannst einen Weg machen, während diese Motherfucker geradeaus fahren

I ain't mad at that

Ich bin nicht sauer darauf

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Nun, danke, Mann, das ist mein Angriffsplan

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Lass mich einfach rein und ich werde die Plaketten rappen

And I ain't about to win them back to back

Und ich bin nicht dabei, sie hintereinander zu gewinnen

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Ich werde sie gewinnen, als wäre es hintereinander hintereinander hintereinander hintereinander hintereinander

Til I stop rapping

Bis ich aufhöre zu rappen

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Du hast noch nicht mal ein verdammtes Album verkauft, stimmt

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

Das ist viel Gerede von einem erfahrenen Veteranen

Let alone a young rook nigga

Geschweige denn von einem jungen Rook Nigga

You misread me

Du hast mich falsch verstanden

Nah this ain't a book nigga

Nein, das ist kein Buch Nigga

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Nun, das ist einer meiner Fehler, ich bin zu wettbewerbsfähig, dawg

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

Nein, du bist einfach nur verdammt wiederholend, dawg

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Ich verstehe es, du versuchst besser zu sein als alle, aber du bist nichts, bis Cheddar involviert ist

I get that I gotta prove myself

Ich verstehe, dass ich mich beweisen muss

No shit you ain't done shit

Keine Scheiße, du hast nichts getan

But think about that though

Aber denk mal darüber nach

Only doing this a couple of years

Mache das erst seit ein paar Jahren

One tape and I'm like this?

Ein Tape und ich bin so?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Diese Scheiße ist in Ordnung für deine erste Scheiße

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Aber du weißt nicht, ob es deine schlechteste Scheiße ist

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

Denkst du nicht, dass es sich lohnen würde, das herauszufinden?

It might be, it might not

Es könnte sein, es könnte auch nicht sein

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Aber ich werde deinen Arsch an die Arbeit setzen, Kind

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Warte, wie, wie ich den Job habe? Wirklich?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Nun, noch eine Sache, lass mich sehen, ob du einen Hook zusammenstellen kannst

What would you do for the hook for this song?

Was würdest du für den Hook für dieses Lied tun?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

Willst du, dass ich jetzt einen Hook mache?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

Sehe ich aus wie der Typ, der es mag, sich zu wiederholen?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

Okay, äh, okay, Mann, mach den Hook

I'm bout to be professional

Ich werde professionell sein

Homie, I'm professional

Homie, ich bin professionell

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Äh, vielleicht so eine Art tiefe Stimme?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Nigga, diese Scheiße ist Müll, Mann

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Nun, weißt du, ich habe das Gefühl, dass es vielleicht etwas Positives daran hätte

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Aber ich bin nicht gut darin, Dinge spontan zu denken

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

Outsourct ihr nicht normalerweise manchmal für so etwas?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

Manchmal, aber weißt du, das war gerade etwas auf der nächsten Ebene Dogg Scheiße

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Ja, weißt du, ich bin einfach viel besser, wenn ich Dinge durchdenken kann

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Habe meinen so dualen Bildschirm Aktion, diese Art von Sache

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Was auch immer, Mann, willst du einen Joint rauchen?

Right now?

Jetzt gerade?

Yeah, sure

Ja, sicher

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Cool, Juanita, bring bitte etwas Gras hier rein, danke

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Du hast es, Snoop, ich komme gleich)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Danke, Juanita, super nette Frau

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Nigga, warum klingt alles, was du sagst, so weich?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Äh, ich möchte wirklich nicht so angesprochen werden, also

Whatever, Thanks

Was auch immer, Danke

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Hey, ich habe euch euer Gras besorgt)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Verdammt, das sieht nach tollem Gras aus, es ist einfach so früh

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(Kann ich euch noch etwas anderes bringen, während ich hier bin? Kaffee? Tee? Kopf? Flaschenwasser?)

D-Did you just say head?

H-Hast du gerade Kopf gesagt?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Ja. Hast du noch nie einen Kopf bekommen?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Ich meine, es fühlt sich gerade nach viel an (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

Aber welche Art von Tee habt ihr?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Wir haben Minze, Himbeere, Earl Grey, English Breakfast)

Actually, I'll take head

Eigentlich nehme ich Kopf

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Ich wusste, dass dein kleiner dreckiger Arsch etwas Kopf wollte.)

Hello, how can I help you?

Halo, bagaimana saya bisa membantu Anda?

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

Hai, nama saya Dave Burd, saya memiliki janji hari ini

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

Mungkin di bawah 'Lil Dicky,' sebenarnya

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

Saya seorang, saya seorang rapper, jadi

Okay, and who are you here to see?

Oke, dan Anda di sini untuk bertemu siapa?

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Tulisannya di sini Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

Oh, ya. Dia ada di ujung lorong

First door to your right

Pintu pertama di sebelah kanan Anda

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

Ketuk pintunya dan dia harus segera bersama Anda

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

Terima kasih. Ini uh, pintu ini kan, kan?

Mm-hmm, thank you

Mm-hmm, terima kasih

Grab a seat

Ambil tempat duduk

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

Terima kasih, saya Dave, senang bertemu

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave, apa kabar? Anda bisa panggil saya Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

Biarkan saya cek lembaran Anda

No problem, sir, let me just say

Tidak masalah, pak, biarkan saya katakan

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

Saya penggemar berat dari hal-hal yang kalian buat

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

Saya tidak bisa berbohong, saya memikirkan ini sepanjang hari

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

Semua baik, ada alasan kami memanggil, Dave

let me start with your background

biarkan saya mulai dengan latar belakang Anda

Where you come from?

Dari mana asal Anda?

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Tentu, saya adalah mahasiswa di sana di Richmond

Before that

Sebelum itu

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

Oh, Anda bicara tentang kota asal saya?, ya

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

Saya lahir di Philly tumbuh di kota kecil yang sedikit konyol bernama Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

Itu ada di pinggiran kota, kekayaan menengah atas sekitar

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

Jadi hal yang nyata Anda tidak pernah harus berjuang banyak

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

Saya tidak akan mengatakannya seperti itu, kami hanya memiliki jenis perangkap yang berbeda

Elaborate

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

Nah, saya tidak pernah memiliki alat, tapi saya harus menjadi pria di sekolah

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

Seperti saya melakukan hal-hal yang harus saya lakukan jadi ketika saya selesai kuliah

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

Saya keren dan saya bisa mendapatkan pekerjaan apa pun yang saya inginkan

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

Tapi pekerjaan yang Anda inginkan tidak begitu menggembirakan

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

Ya, dan saya melihatnya cepat semua cacat yang datang ketika Anda tumbuh seperti itu

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

Tahu Anda telah balapan dengan tikus, Anda tidak membuat rap

Boo hoo what a hardship

Boo hoo apa kesulitan

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

Bagaimana Anda membayar untuk memulai rap?

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

Pria, uang Bar Mitzvah saya

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

Tapi jangan hina saya, teman, saya bukan salah satu dari mereka yang muda di blok yang tidak memiliki apa-apa untuk kehilangan

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

Saya pasti menginginkan ini banyak, saya memiliki sesuatu untuk dipilih

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

Lihat itu, saya bisa mengatakan ada sesuatu untuk dibuktikan di pantat Anda

Yeah, I guess

Ya, saya kira

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

Itu cukup dari masa lalu, apa yang membuat Anda ingin melakukan rap?

Oh my god, it's the best

Oh tuhan, ini yang terbaik

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Bitches biarkan saya menggambar di dada mereka

Literally I can reinvent myself

Secara harfiah saya bisa menciptakan diri saya sendiri

I get a forum to project myself

Saya mendapatkan forum untuk memproyeksikan diri saya

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

Tidak pernah membosankan, setiap pagi saya bangun dan mencoba menjadi diri saya sendiri

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

Saya tidak pernah harus ditekan atau diam untuk mengekspresikan diri saya

It's kinda healthy

Itu agak sehat

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

Keren, sekarang biarkan saya memberi Anda beberapa hipotetis

Sure

Tentu

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

Di klub dan beberapa niggas mengancam Anda

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

Uh, saya tidak akan melakukan apa-apa

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

Dan saya bahkan tidak mengerti apa hubungannya dengan ini?

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

Diam sialan, rap seperti hidup

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

Jika Anda ingin melakukan ini, maka Anda tidak akan jauh bertindak seperti anak kecil

Nah, that's my niche!

Nah, itu niche saya!

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

Jangan tersinggung oleh ini, tapi itu pasar yang kalian lewatkan

That's the target I'll hit

Itu target yang akan saya tembak

And that's the heart of my pitch

Dan itu jantung dari pitch saya

I wanna do this whole thing different

Saya ingin melakukan hal ini dengan cara yang berbeda

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

Apa maksudmu kamu ingin melakukan hal ini dengan cara yang berbeda?

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

Uh, kamu tahu, saya pikir, seperti, kamu tahu

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

Secara tradisional orang telah melakukan pekerjaan dengan cara yang sama untuk waktu yang lama

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

Tapi secara tradisional, hal ini berhasil, kan?

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

Nah, seperti, saya mengerti itu, tapi saya hanya berpikir bahwa, kamu tahu

You don't know if it could be working even better

Anda tidak tahu apakah itu bisa bekerja lebih baik

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

Dan saya pikir Anda harus melihat saya sebagai peluang untuk mencari tahu itu

I don't mean any disrespect by that

Saya tidak bermaksud tidak hormat dengan itu

I'm just saying I have a different background

Saya hanya mengatakan saya memiliki latar belakang yang berbeda

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

Seperti perspektif yang berbeda cara melihat hal-hal daripada pelamar biasa

So what are your biggest strengths?

Jadi apa kekuatan terbesarmu?

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

Nah, aliranku gila, aku bisa mengubahnya menjadi luar biasa

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

Misalnya, aku bisa seperti tidak ada yang bisa mengalahkan Lil Dicky

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Ketika dia naik ke atas dan meludahkannya sakit dan konyol

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

Merobek hal ini seperti belum pernah dilakukan dan iramanya tidak pernah bisa diprediksi

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Karena aku bisa mengubahnya, mengantarkan ini kepada apapun irama yang kalian sukai

Alright, alright, I get it

Baiklah, baiklah, aku mengerti

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

Di atas itu, secara lirik aku cukup cerdas (ayo)

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

Punya pacar bawah yang panjang, panggil dia pelacur Neville (whoa)

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

Dan aku meledak dari awal, lutut Derrick Rose (oh)

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

Kamu bisa bilang aku cukup pintar bagaimana aku tahu lebih baik

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

Dan kalian semua menang seperti Pistorius, itu bukan prestasi

Bro, I can go on and on

Bro, aku bisa terus dan terus

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

Aku mengambil alih dan mereka marah seperti ayah mertua

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

Oke cukup dengan pukulan, itu tidak menunjukkan aku berbeda dari orang lain

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

Nah, aku tidak tahu apakah mereka bisa menjalankannya seperti itu

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

Tapi tidak ada orang lain yang melakukan rap lucu seperti itu

What's that?

Apa itu?

Well I can tell a story about my morning

Nah, aku bisa menceritakan cerita tentang pagi hariku

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

Menonton Boy meets World dan masturbasi ke Topanga Lawrence

Like the 14 year old Topanga

Seperti Topanga berusia 14 tahun

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

Oh ini seperti lelucon bagimu?, aku tidak mengerti

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

Nah, itu bukan seperti itu aku hanya kebetulan menjadi individu yang sangat lucu

Like, as a guy

Seperti, sebagai seorang pria

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

Jadi ketika aku naik ke mic aku tidak akan berbohong

Real recognize real, right?

Orang asli mengenali orang asli, kan?

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

Ya, aku kira begitu. Jadi apa yang kamu coba lakukan?

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

Lima tahun dari sekarang, ceritakan tentang jatuh tempo

Well, I don't care about the money

Nah, aku tidak peduli tentang uang

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

Seperti, itu adalah rasa hormat yang aku inginkan

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

Sejujurnya, aku hanya ingin menjadi salah satu yang hebat

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

Dimana mereka harus membicarakan diriku di setiap debat

I don't wanna leave the game the same

Aku tidak ingin meninggalkan permainan sama

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

Secara singkat, apa warisanmu?

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

Nah, aku ingin menjadi orang yang datang dan membuat stand up rap

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Dengan rap acak dan orang seperti itu untuk orang-orang yang anti-rap

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

Namun, penggemar rap mulai mengenali anti-rap adalah ironisnya salah satu merek rap asli yang tersisa

That shit sound pretty damn complex

Itu terdengar cukup rumit

I guess, I wanna be the best

Aku kira, aku ingin menjadi yang terbaik

I just wanna do it my way

Aku hanya ingin melakukannya dengan caraku

And turn the whole game sideways

Dan memutar seluruh permainan secara samping

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

Dan menunjukkan kepada orang-orang bahwa kamu tidak harus menyerah pada jalan raya

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

Kamu bisa membuat jalan sementara orang-orang ini berkendara lurus

I ain't mad at that

Aku tidak marah dengan itu

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

Nah terima kasih, itu rencanaku

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

Hanya biarkan aku masuk dan aku akan merap plaques

And I ain't about to win them back to back

Dan aku tidak akan memenangkannya kembali ke belakang

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

Aku akan memenangkannya seperti itu kembali ke belakang ke belakang ke belakang ke belakang

Til I stop rapping

Sampai aku berhenti merap

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

Kamu bahkan belum menjual album yang sebenarnya, benar

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

Itu banyak bicara dari seorang veteran yang cerdik

Let alone a young rook nigga

Apalagi seorang pemula muda

You misread me

Kamu salah membacaku

Nah this ain't a book nigga

Nah ini bukan buku

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

Nah, itu salah satu kekuranganku, aku terlalu kompetitif

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

Tidak, kamu hanya berulang-ulang

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

Aku mengerti, kamu mencoba menjadi lebih baik dari semua, tapi kamu tidak berarti apa-apa sampai cheddars terlibat

I get that I gotta prove myself

Aku mengerti bahwa aku harus membuktikan diriku

No shit you ain't done shit

Tidak ada omong kosong yang belum kamu lakukan

But think about that though

Tapi pikirkan tentang itu

Only doing this a couple of years

Hanya melakukan ini beberapa tahun

One tape and I'm like this?

Satu tape dan aku seperti ini?

This shit is aight for your first shit

Ini cukup bagus untuk hal pertamamu

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

Tapi kamu tidak tahu apakah ini yang terburukmu

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

Kamu tidak berpikir mencari tahu itu akan berharga?

It might be, it might not

Mungkin, mungkin tidak

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

Tapi aku akan membuatmu bekerja, anak

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

Tunggu, seperti, seperti aku punya pekerjaan? Sungguh?

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

Nah satu hal lagi, biarkan aku melihat apakah kamu bisa membuat hook bersama

What would you do for the hook for this song?

Apa yang akan kamu lakukan untuk hook lagu ini?

You want me to make a hook up right now?

Kamu mau aku membuat hook sekarang?

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

Apakah aku terlihat seperti tipe orang yang suka mengulangi dirinya sendiri?

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

Baiklah, uh, oke, lakukan hook

I'm bout to be professional

Aku akan menjadi profesional

Homie, I'm professional

Homie, aku profesional

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

Uh, mungkin seperti suara rendah?

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

Nigga, itu sampah

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

Nah, kamu tahu, aku merasa mungkin ada beberapa keuntungan dari itu

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

Tapi aku tidak pandai berpikir tentang hal-hal seperti itu di tempat

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

Biasanya kalian seperti outsource untuk hal-hal seperti itu kadang-kadang?

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

Kadang-kadang, tapi kamu tahu, itu adalah beberapa tingkat Dogg shit di sana

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Ya, kamu tahu, aku jauh lebih baik ketika aku bisa memikirkan hal-hal

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

Punya layar ganda seperti itu

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

Apa pun, kamu mencoba merokok blunt?

Right now?

Sekarang?

Yeah, sure

Ya, tentu saja

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

Keren, Juanita, bawa beberapa ganja ke sini, tolong, terima kasih

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

(Kamu dapat, Snoop, aku akan segera ke sana)

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

Terima kasih, Juanita, wanita yang sangat baik

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

Nigga, mengapa semua yang kamu katakan terdengar begitu lembut?

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

Uh, aku benar-benar tidak ingin diajak bicara seperti itu, jadi

Whatever, Thanks

Apa pun, Terima kasih

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

(Hey, aku punya ganja untuk kalian)

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

Damn, itu tampak seperti ganja yang bagus, Ini hanya begitu pagi

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

(Bisakah aku mendapatkan sesuatu untuk kalian lainnya selagi aku di sini? kopi? teh? kepala? air botol?)

D-Did you just say head?

D-Did kamu baru saja bilang kepala?

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

(Ya. Kamu belum pernah mendapatkan kepala sebelumnya?)

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

Maksudku, Hanya terasa seperti Banyak, sekarang (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

Tapi jenis teh apa yang kalian punya?

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

(Kami punya mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

Actually, I'll take head

Sebenarnya, aku akan mengambil kepala

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

(Aku tahu pantat kotor kecilmu ingin kepala.)

Hello, how can I help you?

你好，我能帮你什么？

Hi, my name's Dave Burd, I have an appointment today

嗨，我叫Dave Burd，我今天有个预约

It's probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually

可能是在'Lil Dicky'下面

I'm a, I'm a rapper, so

我是，我是个说唱歌手

Okay, and who are you here to see?

好的，你来找谁？

Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g

嗯，Snoop Dogg？这里写的是Snoop D-o-g-g

Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall

哦，对。他就在走廊的尽头

First door to your right

第一个门就在你的右边

Give him a knock and he should be right with you

敲敲门他应该就会出来

Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?

谢谢。这就是这个门，对吧？

Mm-hmm, thank you

嗯嗯，谢谢

Grab a seat

请坐

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

谢谢，我是Dave，很高兴见到你

Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg

Dave，你好吗？你可以叫我Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

让我看看你的表格

No problem, sir, let me just say

没问题，先生，让我说

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

我是你们作品的大粉丝

I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day

我不能撒谎，我一整天都在想这个

All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave

没关系，我们有理由叫你，Dave

let me start with your background

让我从你的背景开始

Where you come from?

你来自哪里？

Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond

当然，我在里士满那里读的本科

Before that

在那之前

Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah

哦，你在说我的家乡？，是的

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

我在费城出生，在一个叫Cheltenham的小镇长大

It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around

那是在郊区，上中产阶级的地方

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

所以真实的事情是你从来没有为了很多东西而挣扎过

I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap

我不会这么说，我们只是有一种不同的陷阱

Elaborate

详细说明

Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school

好吧，我从来没有工具，但我必须在学校做人

Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

就像我做我必须做的事情，所以当我完成本科

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

我很酷，我可以得到我想要的任何工作

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping

但是你想要的工作并不那么繁忙

Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that

是的，我很快就看到了当你这样长大时会出现的所有缺点

Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps

知道你一直在和那些老鼠赛跑，你没有在制作那些说唱

Boo hoo what a hardship

哎呀，多么艰难

How you paid to get the rap shit started?

你是怎么付钱开始说唱的？

Man, my Bar Mitzvah money

哥们，我的成人礼钱

But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose

但不要嘲笑我，我不是那些在街头上一无所有的小孩

I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose

我一定很想要这个，我有东西可以选择

Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass

看看那个，我可以说在你的屁股里有东西要证明

Yeah, I guess

是的，我猜

That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?

那就够了，过去的事情，是什么让你想要做说唱？

Oh my god, it's the best

哦我的天，这是最好的

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

婊子让我在她们的胸部上画画

Literally I can reinvent myself

从字面上看，我可以重新塑造自己

I get a forum to project myself

我得到一个表达自己的论坛

It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself

每天早上我醒来都试图超越自己

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

我从来没有被压抑或偷偷地表达自己

It's kinda healthy

这种方式很健康

Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's

好的，现在让我给你提几个假设的情况

Sure

好的

In a club and a couple niggas threaten you

在一个俱乐部，有几个黑人威胁你

Uh, I wouldn't do shit

嗯，我什么都不会做

And I don't even get what that got to do with this?

我甚至不明白这和这个有什么关系？

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

闭嘴，说唱就像生活

If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch

如果你想做这个，那你就不会表现得像个小婊子

Nah, that's my niche!

不，那是我的特长！

Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed

不要被这个冒犯，但那是你们错过的市场

That's the target I'll hit

那是我要打的目标

And that's the heart of my pitch

那就是我演讲的核心

I wanna do this whole thing different

我想以一种全新的方式做这件事

What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?

你到底想怎么做这件事？

Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know

嗯，你知道，我想，你知道

Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time

传统上，人们一直以同样的方式做这个工作很长时间

But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?

但从传统上讲，这个方法是有效的，对吧？

Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know

不，我明白，但我只是觉得，你知道

You don't know if it could be working even better

你不知道它是否可以做得更好

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

我认为你应该把我看作是一个找出答案的机会

I don't mean any disrespect by that

我并不是要对此表示不尊重

I'm just saying I have a different background

我只是说我有一个不同的背景

Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant

像一个不同的视角看待事物，比你的典型申请人

So what are your biggest strengths?

那么，你最大的优点是什么？

Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing

嗯，我的流动性很疯狂，我可以切换那种惊人的

For example, I can be like ain't nobody fucking with Lil Dicky

例如，我可以像没有人能和Lil Dicky比拟

When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

当他开始那种病态和荒谬的吐槽

Ripping this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

像从未有过的那样撕裂这个节奏，而且节奏永远无法预测

Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit to whatever cadence you bitches prefer

因为我可以切换，将这种东西传递给你们这些婊子喜欢的任何节奏

Alright, alright, I get it

好的，好的，我明白了

Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)

最重要的是，从歌词上来说，我相当聪明（去）

Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)

有个长腿的婊子，叫她霍·内维尔（哇）

And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)

我从一开始就吹牛，就像德里克·罗斯的膝盖（哦）

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

你可以说我很聪明，我知道得更好

And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat

你们一直在赢，就像皮斯托瑞斯，这没什么了不起的

Bro, I can go on and on

兄弟，我可以继续下去

I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws

我正在接管，他们像岳父一样生气

Okay enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different from the other guys

好吧，别再说这些俏皮话了，这并不能显示你和其他人的不同

Well I don't know if they can run it like that

嗯，我不知道他们能不能像我这样跑

But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap

但是没有其他人在做这种有趣的说唱

What's that?

那是什么？

Well I can tell a story about my morning

嗯，我可以讲述我的早晨

Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence

看着《男孩遇见世界》并对Topanga Lawrence手淫

Like the 14 year old Topanga

就像14岁的Topanga

Oh this shit like a joke to you?, I don't get it

哦，这对你来说就像个笑话吗？我不明白

Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

不，不是这样，我只是一个特别疯狂的有趣的人

Like, as a guy

就像，作为一个男人

So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie

所以当我拿起麦克风时，我不会只是说谎

Real recognize real, right?

真实的人会认出真实的人，对吧？

Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?

是的，我猜。那么你想做什么？

Five years from now, tell me bout the due

五年后，告诉我关于应得的

Well, I don't care about the money

嗯，我不在乎钱

Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting

就像，我想要的是尊重

Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats

老实说，我只想成为伟大的人之一

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

在每次辩论中，他们都必须提到你

I don't wanna leave the game the same

我不想让游戏保持原样

In a nutshell, what's your legacy?

简而言之，你的遗产是什么？

Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

嗯，我想成为那个进来并做出站立说唱的人

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

用随机的说唱和那样的男人为那些反对说唱的人

Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

然而，说唱的粉丝开始认识到反说唱讽刺地成为了说唱的真正品牌之一

That shit sound pretty damn complex

那个声音听起来相当复杂

I guess, I wanna be the best

我猜，我想成为最好的

I just wanna do it my way

我只想用我的方式做

And turn the whole game sideways

并将整个游戏横向展开

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

并向人们展示你不必屈从于高速公路

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

你可以在这些混蛋直线驾驶的同时开辟一条道路

I ain't mad at that

我对此并不生气

Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack

嗯，谢谢，那是我的攻击计划

Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques

只要让我进去，我就会说唱那些奖牌

And I ain't about to win them back to back

我并不打算连续赢得他们

I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back

我要赢得他们，就像连续赢得他们一样

Til I stop rapping

直到我停止说唱

You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true

你甚至还没有卖出一张专辑，真的

That's a lot of talk from a wily vet

这是一个老兵的大话

Let alone a young rook nigga

更不用说一个年轻的新手了

You misread me

你误读了我

Nah this ain't a book nigga

不，这不是一本书

Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg

嗯，那是我一个缺点，我太有竞争力了

No, you just fucking repetitive dawg

不，你只是他妈的重复犬

I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't shit until cheddars involved

我明白，你想比所有人都要好，但是在涉及到钱的问题上，你什么都不是

I get that I gotta prove myself

我明白我必须证明自己

No shit you ain't done shit

没错，你什么都没做

But think about that though

但是想想看

Only doing this a couple of years

只做了这个几年

One tape and I'm like this?

一张磁带我就像这样？

This shit is aight for your first shit

这个东西对你的第一件事来说还不错

But you don't know if it's your worst shit

但是你不知道这是你最糟糕的事

You don't think finding out would be worth it?

你不觉得找出来值得吗？

It might be, it might not

可能是，也可能不是

But I'mma put your ass to work, kid

但是我会让你工作，孩子

Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?

等等，就像，就像我有工作？真的吗？

Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together

还有一件事，让我看看你能否把钩子放在一起

What would you do for the hook for this song?

你会怎么做这首歌的钩子？

You want me to make a hook up right now?

你想让我现在就做一个钩子吗？

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself?

我看起来像是喜欢重复自己的那种人吗？

Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

好的，嗯，好的，男人做钩子

I'm bout to be professional

我要成为专业的

Homie, I'm professional

伙计，我是专业的

Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?

嗯，也许像低声的那种东西？

Nigga, that shit is garbage man

那个狗屎是垃圾，男人

Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it

嗯，你知道，我觉得可能有一些好处

But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that

但是我不擅长即兴想出这样的东西

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?

你们通常不是有时候会外包这种事情吗？

Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there

有时候，但是你知道，那是一些下一级的Dogg狗屎

Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through

是的，你知道，我只是在思考事情时更好

Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing

有我那种双屏幕动作的东西

Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?

无论如何，你想抽根烟吗？

Right now?

现在？

Yeah, sure

是的，当然

Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you

好极了，Juanita，把一些草带进来，谢谢

(You got it, Snoop, I'll be right there)

（你好，Snoop，我马上就来）

Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman

谢谢，Juanita，非常好的女人

Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?

为什么你说的每一句话都听起来那么软？

Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so

嗯，我真的不想被这样对待，所以

Whatever, Thanks

无论如何，谢谢

(Hey, I got y'all y'all weed)

（嘿，我给你们带来了你们的草）

Damn, that's some great looking weed, It's just so early

天哪，那看起来是一些很好的草，只是太早了

(Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)

（我还能为你们做点什么吗？咖啡？茶？头？瓶装水？）

D-Did you just say head?

你刚刚说头？

(Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?)

（是的。你从来没有得到过头吗？）

I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)

我是，只是感觉现在有点多（好的）

But what kind of tea do you guys have?

但是你们有什么茶？

(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)

（我们有薄荷，覆盆子，伯爵茶，英式早餐）

Actually, I'll take head

实际上，我会选择头

(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)

（我知道你这个小混蛋想要一些头。）

[سلام کمکی از من ساخته ست]
سلام اسم من دیو برده
امروز یه ملاقات دارم
احتمالاً با اسم لیل دیکی نوشتن‌
آخه راستیتش من یه رپرم‌
[خب واسه دیدن کی این‌جا اومدی؟]
اسنوپ‌داگ
این‌جا که این‌طوری نوشته اسنوپ‌د‌.‌ا‌.گ‌
[آره همین سالنه اولین در سمت راست‌]
[در اتاقش رو بزن خودش میاد پیشت‌]

(بفرما بشین)
ممنونم، من دیو ام خوش‌حالم می‌بینم‌تون
(دیو کارت چیه؟)
(می‌تونی داگ صدام کنی)
(بده برگت رو چک کنم)
بفرما آقا، فقط بذار بگم من یه فن بزرگم
واسه همه کارایی که دادین‌
دروغ چرا کل روز رو به این‌حرفا فکر کردم‌
(خوبه خب واسه همین صدات کردیم‌ این‌جا)
(بذار از گذشتت شروع کنم، اهل کجایی؟)
حتماً
من از ریچموند فارغ‌التحصیل شدم‌
(قبلش‌؟)
من تو فیلی به دنیا اومدم‌
(خب)
و تو یه محله مسخره که اسمش شلتنهام بود بزرگ شدم‌
(پس احتمالاً زیاد واسه هدف‌هات جون نکندی‌)
این‌طوریام فکر نمی‌کنم
هر‌ کدوم‌مون به نوعی دردسرای خود‌مون رو داشتیم‌
(درسته)
راستش من هیچ‌وقت برگ برنده‌ای نداشتم‌
واسه همین باید تو مدرسه خودم رو نشون می‌دادم‌
باید کاری می‌کردم که هر شغلی که‌ می‌خوام بدست‌ بیارم‌
(اما شغلی که می‌خواستی اون‌قدرام دهن‌پُر‌کن نبود)
آره خب می‌دیدم چطوری با اون‌کار‌
همه‌چیم داره به هدر میره‌
وقتی با اون‌لاشیا کار کنی‌
اصلاً نمی‌تونی رپ هم بخونی‌
(اوه‌اوه چه کار سختی)
(واسه شروع به رپ‌کردن پول هم دادی؟)
آره مشتی با پولایی که تو جشن تکلیف یهودیا گرفتم
ولی ازم شاکی نشو
من‌ مثل اونا یه جوون نبودم که وله
و هیچی واسه از دست‌دادن نداره‌
من خیلی واسش مشتاق بودم
و باید انتخابم رو می‌کردم‌
(ههه فکر کنم یه‌ چیزایی تو چنته داری)
آره فکر کنم
(خب در مورد گذشته کافیه)
(چی باعث میشه بخوای رپ بکنی‌؟)
وای‌ خدا این بهترین چیزه
دافا می‌ذارن رو سینه‌شون امضا بزنم‌
بخوام دقیق بگم می‌تونم خودم رو دوباره بسازم‌
و توی رسانه‌ها بولد کنم‌
هیچ‌وقت ازش خسته نمیشم‌
و هر صبح که بیدار میشم فقط تلاشم اینه بهترین باشم‌
مجبور نیستم خودم رو سر‌کوب کنم‌
یا دزدکی از خودم بگم‌
یه جورایی من رو تو خودم خفه نمی‌کنه
(عادیه)
(حالا بیا یه چیزی تصور کنیم)
حتماً
(تو یه کلابی و دو تا کاکا‌سیاه‌ تهدیدت‌ می‌کنن)
امممم هیچ‌ غلطی نمی‌کنم‌
اصلاً نمی‌دونم باید باهشون چی‌ کار کنم
(ببند گاله رو، رپ مثل زندگیه‌)
(اگه می‌خوای رپ‌کن باشی نباید این‌قدر سوسول باشی‌)
نه‌ این‌ جایگاه واقعیمه‌ جسارت نباشه
ولی این استایلیه که شما ازش بویی نبردین‌
این چیزیه که من دنبالشم‌
می‌خوام همه‌چی رو عوض کنم‌
(ایسگا کردی؟)
(منظورت چیه می‌خوای همه‌چی رو عوض کنی؟)
امممم می‌دونی فکر می‌کنم این‌ رپرا‌
خیلی‌وقته با همون مدل قدیمی می‌خونن
(خب‌)
(اون قدیمی‌ای‌ که میگی خیلی‌خوب جا افتاده درسته؟)
اممم آره خب می‌دونم
ولی می‌دونی؟ فکر کنم از کجا معلوم شاید
جوری که من میگم حتی بهتر جواب بده‌
من می‌تونم برات یه فرصت باشم‌
که ببینی می‌گیره یا نه‌

(خب بزرگ‌ترین نقطه‌قوت‌هات چی ان؟)
راستش فلوم خیلی خفنه و خیلی‌خوب تغییرش میدم‌
جوری که مثلاً هیچ‌کسی رو دست لیل دیکی نیست
وقتی پا میشه می‌خونه
انگار قبل اون هیچکی این‌طوری نخونده‌
و فلوش‌ هم غیر‌ قابل‌ پیش‌بینیه‌
می‌تونم به هر شکلی تغییرش بدم
جوری که همه حال کنن
(خب خب گرفتم)
ناگفته نمونه که تو تکست‌نوشتن هم خیلی زرنگم
(برو)
یه خاله هم آوردم نویل صداش کن
(واو)
و باهاش زانوم رو مثل‌ دریک‌ رز پکوندم
(اوه)
حالا می‌تونی بگی که کارم رو بلدم
البته خودم بهتر می‌دونم
می‌تونی مثل پیستوریس بدون پا همه رو ببری
داداش می‌تونم هی برات بگم
من دارم از رپرای دیگه جلو می‌زنم
و اونا ازم خوش‌شون نمیاد‌
(خب دیگه پانچ‌لاین بسه‌)
(این نشونه فرق تو با رپرای دیگه نیست‌)
خب نمی‌دونم اونام این‌طوری رپ می‌کنن یا نه‌
ولی کسی مثل من نمی‌تونه خنده‌دار رپ کنه
(این دیگه چه صیغه‌ایه؟)
خب بذار واست یه داستان بگم‌
یه رو صبح‌ داشتم فیلمی رو می‌دیدم
و با توپانگا لارنس بازیگر ۱۴ ساله جق می‌زدم
(این کص‌نمک‌بازیا به نظرت خنده داره؟)
(اصلاً نمی‌فهمم)
نه اون‌طوری نیست فکر کنم کصخل شدم‌
آخه نمی‌خوام وقتی میرم پشت میک
فقط دروغ ببافم
فکر کنم خودت هم مثل منی درسته
(آره فکر کنم)
(خب برنامت از الآن تا پنج سال آینده چیه؟)
(ازش واسم بگو)
راستش پول زیاد برام مهم نیست
در اصل دنبال احترامم
صادقانه بگم می‌خوام یکی از بزرگای رپ باشم
جوری که هر جا بحث رپ شد اسم من رو بیارن
نمی‌خوام منم مثل بقیه اونا بیام و برم
(خب مخلص کلام اصل برنامت چیه؟)
می‌خوام کسی باشم که استند‌ آپ رپ رو ابداع می‌کنه
رپ رو بین اونایی که باهاش حال نمی‌کنن رواج بدم‌
تا طرف‌دار‌ای رپ، انتای رپ رو به رسمیت بشناسن
و بفهمن این، یکی از استایل‌های باقی‌مونده رپه
(خیلی پیچیده به نظر میاد)
آره فکر کنم
می‌خوام یکی از بهترینا با‌شم
فقط می‌خوام با روش خودم انجامش بدم‌
من از راه همیشگی این رپرا بیرون میام
و به مردم نشون بدم مجبور نیستی
همیشه راه صاف رو بری‌
وقتی که این مادر‌جنده‌ها مسیر صاف رو میرن
تو می‌تونی راه خودت رو بسازی‌
(بدم نیومد)
چاکرم
داداش، راستش این برنامه کاریمه
فقط بذار بیام تو تیم‌تون
تا یه طوری بخونم که‌
گواهی‌های پلاتینیوم و طلا رو بگیرم
نه فقط یکی دو بار
هی ببرم هی ببرم‌ هی ببرم تا وقتی که بمیرم
(تا حالا یه آلبوم هم نفروختی‌ درسته)
(این‌حرفا واسه یه کهنه‌کار هم زیاده)
(چه برسه به یه جوون خام مثل تو)
داری می‌زنی تو ذوقم‌
(اینایی که میگی از دور راحته)
این یکی از اشکال‌های منه
خیلی اهل رقابتم‌
(نه تو خیلی تکراری‌ای‌)
(می‌دونم می‌خوای از همه بهتر باشی)
(ولی هیچ‌گهی نیستی)
(تا وقتی بحث پول وسطه)
می‌دونم باید خودم رو اثبات کنم
(نه، تا الآن که هیچ‌گهی نخوردی)
خب این رو در نظر بگیر
فقط چند‌ساله دارم می‌خونم‌
و کارای کمی دادم‌ و الآن اینم
(واسه کارای اولت بد نیست)
(ولی نمی‌دونی که جزو بد‌ترین‌ کارات‌ ان)
به نظرت ارزشش رو نداره
ببینی بدرد می‌خورم یا نه
(شاید داشته باشه شایدم نه)
(بذار ببینم چکاره‌ای)

وایسا‌، یعنی، یعنی کار رو سپردی بهم؟
(خب، یه چیزی)
(بذار ببینم می‌تونی‌)
(واسه این‌ آهنگ یه هوک بخونی)
(اگه بخوای یه هوک براش بگی چطوری می‌خونی؟)
اوه می‌خوای همین الآن یه هوک براش بخونم
(قیافم شبیه کسی هست‌؟)
(که یه‌ حرف رو دو بار تکرار می‌کنه؟)
باشه
(بجنب هوک رو برو)
من قراره یه رپر حرفه‌ای باشم
مشتی من حرفه‌ای هستم
آ شاید باید یک‌ کم آروم‌تر بخونم
(ریدم دهنت‌ تر زدی)
خب راستش اولش یک‌ کمی خجالت می‌کشیدم
تو همچین جا‌هایی زیاد‌ تمرکز ندارم واسه اجرا‌
خب شما واسه هوک‌خوندن‌هاتون از بقیه کمک نمی‌گیرین
(حالا هر چی پایه‌ای یه بلانت بچاقیم؟)
همین الآن؟ (آره) باشه (ایول)

(وانیتا بی‌زحمت یک کم گل بیار واسه‌مون‌ مرسی)
[چشم اسنوپ همین‌الآن میارم]
ممنون وانیتا
عجب زن خوبیه
(حاجی‌ چرا هر چی میگی با لفظای ملایمه‌؟)
آ راستش نمی‌خوام کسی اون‌طوری با خودم حرف بزنه
واسه همین‌
(پوفف باشه حالا)
[هی علف‌تون رو آوردم]
اوه عجب گلی خیلی‌خوب به نظر میاد
فقط یک کم زوده‌ ها
[تا این‌جام چیز دیگه‌ای نمی‌خواین واسه‌تون بیارم؟]
[قهوه؟ چای؟ آب‌تون؟ آب معدنی؟]
تو گفتی آب‌مون؟ چی
[آره‌، مگه قبلاً تجربه نکردی]
راستش فقط حس می‌کنم
زیاده‌روی هست برا الآن
باشه
راستی چایی چی دارین
[کله‌مورچه‌ای، چکش سبز]
[احمد، محمود، صبحونه انگلیسی]
راستش پشیمون شدم همون آبم رو بیار
[می‌دونستم شق کردی و زدی بالا]

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