Never Gonna Drink Again

I lost my job and my dog ran off and my trucks broke down in the yard|My girlfriend's got her own girlfriend|Caught em making out at the bar|And my single wide's got a doublewide leak|Yeah it's been a hell of a week i think ||I'll pour myself a big ol bottle of whiskey|Til i don't care how rough shape i'm in|Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me|Gonna drink til I swear that i'm never gonna drink again||The crops went dry and the fish won't bite|Been a minute since i caught a break|I'm overdrawn can't get a loan|Need so JA money in the bank||Gonna pour myself a big ol bottle of whiskey|Til i don't care how rough shape i'm in|Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me|Gonna drink til I swear that i'm never gonna drink again||I'm talkin cooter brown i'm talkin 3 sheets|I'm talkin can't walk I'm talkin can't speak|Tomorrow i'll be struggle bus strugglin gatorade chuggin|Goodys by the bed for my pounding head||Gonna pour myself a big ol bottle of whiskey|Til i don't care how rough shape i'm in|Right now jim beam is the only thing gonna fix me|Gonna drink til I swear that i'm never gonna drink again