Ode to Pam Beesly

[Chorus]
I have a crush on Pam Beesly
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side
I have a crush on Pam Beesly
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side

[Verse 1]
She's the greatest receptionist of all time
She's kind and sweet, and she looks so fine
She became Office Ad-uh, ministrator in season seven
When she smiles, I know I'm in heaven

[Chorus]
I have a crush on Pam Beesly
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side

[Verse 2]
She's always very loyal, unlike some people I know
Complex emotions don't age well, I've been told
Pam is so nice, and she's ambitious too
Had a dream in her heart, so she went to art school
She answers the phone, "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam"
It makes me think how badly I wish I was her man
But I know the chances of that happening are worse than slim
Because I've heard she's married to some guy named Jim

[Chorus]
I have a crush on Pam Beesly
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side
I have a crush on Pam Beesly
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
And I wish that she was by my side