Ode to Elaine Benes

(Chorus)
I have a crush on Elaine Benes
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side

(Verse 1)
She's adorable and quirky, and I love her so
I really wish she was pro-life
But politics aside, I just want to let her know
That I want her to be my wife
She's had lots of boyfriends
And some of them have been crazy
I know I'll win her over
Because I'm not lazy
She's fun and sassy and independent
If I got a book published
I'd want it to be at Pendant

(Chorus)
I havе a crush on Elaine Benes
I think about hеr all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side

(Verse 2)
I know that she's a character on TV
But I wish she was real, so that I could be
Lucky in love, never annoyed
I'll make sure to use exclamation points

(Chorus)
I have a crush on Elaine Benes
I think about her all the time
I thank the Lord for her
I wish that she was by my side

(Instrumental)