No More Excuses

I can't come to practice 'cuz my car won't start
Went back on the shit 'cuz my girl broke my heart
Can't make it tommorow 'cuz my mom's on the rag
Forty minutes late I'm a perennial lag

No more excuses

Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin' ready
Can't drive my truck 'cuz my chick won't let me
Someone's got to take me 'cuz I don't have a ride
Don't be here too soon 'cuz I'm never on time

No more excuses

Gotta borrow someone's set 'cuz mine is in hock
When I tell you what happened you'll be in for a shock
Can't do it no more my other band's gettin' signed
Was out gettin' coffee you should've seen the line

No more excuses

Need to get a hanger 'cuz my muffler fell off
Had to make a detour 'cuz my cat has a cough
Blew off last Sunday 'cuz I couldn't make the session
I swear that I'm clean it's just clinical depression

No more excuses