Soccer Dad
JFA
Soccer Dad
By JFA
Weekdays in the lineup
Going to all the contests
Skip the education
Newest surfing sensation
Soccer dad
Gonna live off your kid
Gonna be a pro surfer
Like you never did
Video all the rides
Robot tricks with no glide
Critique and homogenize
Popping butt-jack airs all the while
Soccer dad
Gonna homeschool too
Gotta make sure
They're no smarter than you
Yelling at all the judges
Anything for your kid's advantage
And what if he ain't a Slater?
Just another T-shirt selling hater