...And Our Story Begins
Jeremy Schwartz, Spencer Charnas
It happed Friday night
Local police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery
The police also searched the car
And found bottles of beer and vodka
And the more damning evidence
Liquid Anabolic Steroids
Along with seventeen hypodermic needles
A 49-year-old man went berserk last night
Armed with a twelve-gauge shotgun
His face, bruised and bloodied
Cried for police brutality
But as the investigation continued
Officials say
The police did nothing wrong
(Did nothing wrong)
(Did nothing wrong)
(Did nothing wrong)