I’m Forty

[Intro]
Yeah it's too late now, 'cause I'm forty
I can't do those things with my body

[Verse 1]
Went to a club 'cause we wanted to try and get crazy
Sitter asks us, "Why are you going out at 5:30?"
That's 'cause we want you to give all our kids macaroni
And we've learnt to get turnt super early
When we got there, there were only three people in the whole place
Sun was still out and the TV was still playing Nancy Grace
So for an hour, we all danced to Hammer and [???]
Until 9 when they played all the nеw stuff

[Chorus]
Well it's too late now, 'cause I'm forty
I can't do that dancе with my body
It's just too late now, 'cause I'm forty
And I wish that I could just break it down
But it's too late, 'cause I'm forty now
Forty
Forty

[Verse 2]
When it comes to twerking, I think I'm an underachiever
We're not as good as those girls who dance for Justin Bieber
Last time I shook like that, I had a pretty bad fever
So we do all our moves we did in college
We do the Macarena and so everyone's staring
But now we're forty and that means we really aren't caring
Knowing that you aren't cool is very liberating
We just turned this place out 'til we're drowsy

[Chorus]
Yeah it's too late now, 'cause we're forty
Uber-ing home at 9:20
Why's our sitter dressed all skimpy?
Because her friends haven't even left their house
She's going out and we're shutting it down
Forty
Forty