This Is How You Chew It

[Intro: Penn]
This is how we chew it

[Chorus: Penn]
It's bad because this is how you chew it
A puppy bites it like nobody does (This is how you chew it)
I guess our neighbors have got much flavor (This is how you chew it)
She's gonna go "yack" if she eats that snack (This is how you chew it)

[Verse 1: Penn]
This is how you chew it, it's Friday night
And it's super quiet, you're up to something that's not right
So I look 'round the corner, gotta clean it up
Got some toilet paper and she's eating it up
And she's now in his room and trying to mate with his stuffed orangutan

[Verse 2: Penn]
Could you not sniff my crotch tonight?
Or maybe not chew on Mommy's new boots?
Zappos won't take 'em back if they're abused
Wherеver she is, the gnawing's undеrway
So lock up your stuff and throw your hands up
And let me hear Daddy say

[Verse 3: Penn, Penn Charles]
Check it out, once upon a time in 2017
Ruby Doo was making sure that her body was clean
And that's okay, she does that all day
But don't lick my face right after, okay?
There lived a little boy, Penn Charles was his name
Came up to puppy, this is what he say
"Ruby, why you gotta go eat the trash?
Leave it on the floor and you're makin' the dash"

[Chorus: Penn]
Every time we ignore her (This is how you chew it)
She's found something that we left on the floor (This is how you chew it)
I'm trying to watch this giraffe in labor (This is how you chew it)
Let's get the calf out this poor giraffe (This is how you chew it)