The $20 Sack Pyramid
Damn, it seems its always something, fucking TV, man
Motherfucking cable off, shit ain't workin'
Aye, aye, bring me somethin' to drink
Yeah, the motherfucking Crazy Horse'll do, that'll work
Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker
Oh, oh shit, what the fuck is this?
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Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to The $20 Sack Pyramid
I'm your host, motherfucking OG Henny Loc
And we're back with our two final contestants
Duck motherfucking Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playin for a $20 sack of indo
And a $35 gift certificate to the Compton Swap Meet
Alright y'all bitches got thirty seconds to answer five motherfucking questions
Lonnie, you ready with that clock? Well, let the games begin
Alright, man, we gotta do this shit, man (hell yeah, man)
We can do that shit right now (fuck that, the whole neighborhood watching)
We got to do that shit right now (and everybody watching)
Okay, you ready? (Hell yeah I'm ready, come on)
I'm ready, you ready? (I'm ready)
I'm ready, let's go
Indo, uh, uh Cavi, uh Buddha (shit I used to sell?)
Uh, Hocus-pocus (Oh, things that people smoke?)
Right! That's it right there (oh)
Uh, uh, oh, oh fuck me in the ass
Oh, oh, ah Step to me and let me suck your dick, uh, uh
(Oh, uh, things that Tim Dog would say) Yeah, that's it right there
(Ah yeah, come on keep going, man, hurry up) uh, uh, alright
Uh, uh, VCR's, uh, TV's and shit
All them socks and shit
Oh, that box in your room and shit
(Oh, oh, shit I came up on lootin?)
That's it, that's it right there, uh
(Yeah, yeah that's it come on hurry up, man, hurry up)
Uh En, En Vogue, uh, uh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
(Shit, uh pretty bitches? Uh, uh bad bitches?)
Uh yo, yo your Auntie Clarisse (Oh, bitches I want to fuck?)
That's it right there, that's it
(Oh okay, okay, c'mon, c'mon, we got just five seconds)
Okay, okay, uh, uh, uh I know Doc (um, uh, uh)
Uh, Dre, Dre gonna do my music and shit, uh (um, uh, uh)
Uh, Snoop and me, be going to the Swap Meet
(Oh, oh, I knew, I knew, dat one, things that niggas be saying to get the pussy?)
That's it right there, that's it, that's it (ah, we won, ah)
Alright, give me my motherfucking weed bitch (aye, aye, aye, you there)
Give me my motherfucking weed
It's all right there, baby, that's tha- we- to the-
Uh, give me my weed (yeah, aye)
Give me my $35 to go to the motherfucking Swap Meet, bitch (yeah, aye, aye)
I'm in the money, I'm in the money
I'm in the money, I'm in the money
Uh, uh, hey Snoop, hey, hey Bootnee (what's up?, what's up?)
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(I just love that bud and that $35 certificate they finna give us)
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('Cause we came up like, um)
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Ha, ha, hey (hey)
You gotta clap, that's what happened on
Damn ghetto bitch, I told you to stay home, you know, yeah, biotch
Damn, nigga, spin the wheel, motherfuckers be clappin' and shit