Two and a Half Minutes of Your Life You Won’t Get Back

[Verse 1]
I ain't a simp but I'll let ya drain my account like my balls
Queen, you got opps, I'll stand in a room and fight all
I ain't got a foot fetish but I'll kiss your toes
You got a cold, I'll lick your nose
You're so fit I'll even suck the dick of your bro
I'll even treat your mama like a queen, no Joe
When I lie at night, I can only think about your eyes
They make my dick spike like a knife
Follow you on a train and sniff your seat
I've wanked so many times to you I cum with more heat
You skint your eyes, making you look Asian, holy fuck!
Before I knew you I was cumming a lot, only sluts
Now it's non-stop, start an only-fans, I'll be your cuck
I'll even let you fuck my friends, I just wanna watch
I'll get a lobotomy, I'll be your sex bot
I just want you to kick mе in the balls!
I'm rippin' the base, spit in my facе
Wait whoops, I meant shit in my face
I'll keep my mouth open and swallow it whole
Get arrested for doing this in the toilets of Hollywood Bowl
I'll take the fall for you and get fucked by Tyrone
All I want you to do is to just send nudes to my phone
She's the most beautiful woman I've seen

[Interlude]
Wait, what?
You've got a boyfriend?
WHAT THE FUCK!

[Verse 2]
Yo, let me tell you about this ugly ass bitch
My lyrics are so smart you'll never grasp this
My penis is so big I've got a cast dick
You could never get me to my hardest
I've got a wavy flow, don't be no shady ho
I didn't wanna do this but you made me so
I never wanted you to be my lady, yo
How dare you have a boyfriend, bitch!
I'm better than you, I'm a discord mod
I spend my days with whores, sob
Wasn't even gonna buy your bath water anyway
Throw up my fingers like moms spaghetti, ayy
Me? I've suffered no L's, I go so well
All these fake bitches, I'll go at 'em like a cell
I'm now outta my shell 'cause I was in hell
I guess you could say I was not saved by the Belle