Adam & Eve the TV Show

[Verse 1]
So you wanna know about the show
Well I'll tell you about a garden that grows
Just for context
Before video text
God created the world in 6 days
Even though it’s bit of a cliché
But at least we have Saturday
Do you know who was first
Maybe it was a curse
But anyway it was Adam
And just like Eminem he hit rock bottom
He was lonely
And that made him angry
And there was no one complaining about his belly
But he was gonna make friends because he weren't no cockney
Then God created Eve
Then Adam didn't have to make-believe
But then a mistake was made
By a snake that wasn’t afraid
Then they were betrayed
Cause they were promised things that didn't come true
Then God made his debut
And said oi you
I've just had a breakthrough
Why don't I invent something called a cockatoo
Well anyway why don't I give you a curfew
Only joking get the fuck out
You little sprout
Do you wanna have a punch-out
But don't freak out
Adam you can stay
Because your not Joshter Jay
Now Eve get the fuck out my way, ay

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Adam and Eve the TV show
Come on, you know the lyrics by now, join in
Adam and Eve the TV show

[Verse 2]
Well any way Eve was out
And she weren't a scout
But then Adam got kicked out as well
Which wasn't too swell
But then God said
You little knuckleheads
Your getting your own show
And it better be bravo
And can you two play the bongo’s
Now be gone
And become icons
And don’t be morons
The first episode
Wasn't over shadowed
It was funny as fuck
They could afford to go to Starbucks
There fans were awestruck
Then asked Chazer Wazer to do the song
And I must admit it’s strong
Adam went on mock the week
When he weren't even at his peak
And Eve went on this morning
Due to her acting
She also went skateboarding
With Avril Lavigne
But then called her a has been
Which started a bitch fight
Which gave Adam a fright
That started the downfall
Which was a shame because she was hotter than a fire ball
And broke protocol
By drinking alcohol
And she said she was the fucking star after all
So they replaced her with Jack Whitehall
But that didn't work
And everyone went berserk
They also had to change network

[Chorus 2]
Adam and Jack the TV show
Adam and Jack the TV show
Adam and Jack the TV show
Adam and Jack the TV show
Adam and Jack the TV show
Adam and Jack the TV show

[Bridge]
It was shit
That wasn't a hit
So it became

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