Big Chaz
[Verse 1]
I'm still in the game, stealing the game
Kill in the game, killing the game
I went to Amsterdam, made love to a hamster, damn
Fuck all your family and I'll stab ya man
I spit on a pussy like what a rapper can
I've got hands of steel, I've got flippin' ladder hands
Still remember that time I got raped by a bitch called Anna Anne (The fuck?)
Some cunts think I'm a nonce because I've got a blacker van (The fuck?)
I'm so crazy I'll even kill ad-lib Chazer, man (Oh dear)
Shout out to "I Love You, Bitch", still wanna fuck you bitch
Still wanna fuck your clit, suck your wrist, you suck my dick
I'm a genius, now get off my penius
Every time I break the restraining order they scream "Please be leaving us"
Have good sex, I be screaming fuck with an easy slut
I infect your body, get on it like Goosebumps
We fuck and break the bed with a loose thump
Quick question, if you were in Bin Laden, would you pump?
I'm so fucking sexy I can make a goose cum
9 + 10 = 21?, you dumb
[Verse 2]
I fuck your bitch, make her my bitch
Fuck another bitch, make her my new bitch
But then my first bitch gets mad because I've got another bitch
So then I make my second bitch my first bitch
And get a new second bitch
But then my new first bitch gets mad that I've got another bitch
So then I have to find some bitches that are okay with my having bitches
But the bitches okay with me having bitches say that I don't have enough bitches
So then I have to find more bitches, bitch
But then all these bitches hate that I've got so many bitches
And that's the circle of life, bitch
Let me tell you about Big Chaz, bitch
I fuck your nan and make her eggs in the morning, bitch
Then steal her wooden leg, bitch
Have a shit the next day, bitch
Eat a highlighter, bitch
Lay my head on a pillow, bitch
I'm caucasian and I have an erection, bitch
End more lives than Joe Budden has podcasts, bitch
I'm like Eminem, just untalented, bitch
I hope only half your dreams come true, bitch
If you think you're as sexy as me, you know what you are?
You're a faggot