Sightsee M.C!

[Intro, spoken]
"Come in, London? Come in, London control."

Woah, baby!
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Come on down!
Bah! [?]
The one and only...
M.C. Sightsee

[Verse 1]
Here we buy some old English wreck
And we tart it up for the girls to check
It's mugs' night out at the old Palais
And the girl wants a ride on a Saturday

It's time for the hour for the drunks to shout
As the barman shoves the people out
The red light says, “Come on down”
And street fights break out all over town

[Chorus 1]
It's an English custom, it's ceremony
I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C
I've been in Pentonville, I've been in Battersea
I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

[Hook 1, spoken]
I buy tickets and pick a room
“Oh you go shoot your mouth off in Hyde Park”

[Verse 2]
We got plenty of sixties slums
They said she jumped from floor twenty-one
It's empty now, but it blocks out the sun
Used to be the shape of things to come

The children runnin' ragged, breaking the glass
Smashing the lights in the underpass
Gonna need no flag when they're seventeen
For waving at someone who looks like the Queen

I've been in Chinatown, I've been in Embassy
I`m your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C
Casino Dino and Roulette Len
All know my name and back again

[?] “read all about it!
Standard! Standard!
Come again!”

This alley runs to the farm on the hill
Where the nights are wild, and the petrol spill
Firestone Freddy and Molotov Jack
Their shadow goes, but it soon come back
Striking sparks in floods of oil
No name, no flag for mother soil
You can guarantee she'll burn tonight
'Cause England keeps the household white

You know it ain't safe, it`s way too early or late
The Mets gonna getcha down in Bishop's Gate
I ain't at number 10, I'm at number 23B
I`m your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

I am the one and only
Champion M.C

“It is always later than we think”

Take all the bed box people and the opera lights
London town is yours tonight
Well, it's over to you, and bye from me
I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

[Audio samples]
“Who cares? You march across Westminster Bridge and past the House of Commons
Up the steps of the Home Office, right into the fortress of reaction.”
“Standard lunch time edition”

“Send out a mayday to London”
“Mayday, mayday, mayday”
"Captain Scarlet is indestructible - you are not
Remember this...do not try to imitate him."