Oh My My

[Harlettes]
She called up the doctor
To see what's the matter
He said: "Come on over."

[Bette]
I said: "Do I have to?"
My knees started aching
My wrists started shakin'
When the doctor said to me...

"Whoa," he said
"Oh, my, my, oh, my, my,
Can you boogie? Can you slide?
Oh, my, my, oh, my, my,
You can boogie if you try
Oh, my, my, oh, my, my,
You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive."

"Whoa, no, no, no, no, no!
Now don't make me go!"

[Harlettes]
The head nurse - she blew in
Just like a tornado
When they started dancin'...

[Bette]
I jumped off the table
I felt myself reeling
And as I was healing
This is what he said to me:

"Ow! Oh, my, my, oh, my, my
Can you boogie? Can you slide?
Oh, my, my, oh, my, my
You can boogie if you try
Oh, my, my, oh, my, my
You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive"

[Harlettes]
Can you boogie?

[Bette]
Whoa, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Can I boogie? Can I boogie?
Can I boogie? Can I boogie woogie?

[Harlettes]
Can you boogie?

[Bette]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[Harlettes]
Can you boogie?

[Bette]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[Harlettes]
Can you boogie?

[Bette]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

"Can I boogie?
Can I boogie?
What kind of asshole question is that?"