Skit

Hello?
Eh
Hello?
Eh
Hello? who's this?
Jeje is this Johny Marine?
Yes it is
Je how you doin'?
I'm doin good, I'm doin good
Who am I speakin to?
Je don't worry about that
Who's this?
Jejeje, shut up
Shut up? I don't get this
You're callin my phone but you're tellin me to shut up?
I'm sorry
Sorry bout what? Who's this?
I'm just playin with you, you know me
I'm not here to play any games my friend who's this?
We're from the same hood
Hood?
Dat's right
From the hood? Where,what?
You're Aventura's manager, right?
Yes I am
Uhh I like dat
Hehe you like, how you like that,what you mean?
I like, not them, not gay
What?
I'm not gay,I mean I like their music
Oh,ok
How I may help you who's this man?
Yeah I got some questions
Ok go ahead
Yeah hold on I'm thinkin' about them
You callin me, you got questions, but you don't remember them?
Why you so rude?
I'm not, I'm not even bein'
Que te pasa gato?
You callin me a cat?
No, not cat you knoW
You're not from the hood?
I'm from the hood, yeah ok
But, how may I help you?
Yeah,but I'm just tellin you cat, you know like cat,cat
Cat? Oh, ok, ok
Yeah, tranquilo pescadito
Pes, that's what I mean
First you're callin me a cat and now a fish?
No, no but cat is just from the hood
Pescadito is 'cause you look a fish
Alright, listen, listen
You're callin me for what? be clear
But why you so rude?
Who gave you my numba?
Yeah, you wanna know right?
I don't understand, you got nothing better to do?
You wanna know who gave me you numba
Who gave you my numba?
Sike
Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years
If you're gonna countinue playin games
I got some questions
Go ahead
Why are these guys gonna retire?
Who's retireing?
Aventura
Nobody is retireing, where you got that from?
Don't trick me
No, nobody is even alright, listen
They're not retireing, I'm not trynna trick you
What's this with the last?
You mean the name of the album?
Yeah, pendejo
Pen, haha you lucky I'm a nice guy, pendejo, alright
Tell me
Tell you what?
Why are they retireing, the last?
Nobody is retireing
Why the album is called the last?
Is called the last for several reasons
But nobody is retireing, that''s all you need to know
Give me the reasons
Why I have to give you, first of all, who gave you my numba?
But I wanna know
Listen, I don't have time for this

Hello?
Ugh
Oh, my god, again?
Porque me enganchaste
I didn't hang up on you
Yes you did
No I didn't, what do you want?
Or was it the service, right?
Psh, what do you want?
I got that problem what service you got?
Um, listen, forget about what service I got
What do you want?
Pato
What? now you're callin me a duck?
No, I said it again gato
Gato, gato, ok
Yeah, cat, in spanish
Alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, I don't' have time for games
Ok, so let me ask you a question
You've been asking me a question for how long now
Why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?
Favorite song? you don't even know what songs are on the album
Check it out, yo sin tundirme tun tun
Haha that's not a song player
Wow, wow, I mean
That's my shit
It was a tribute, but it's not our song
Why is not on the album?
It's not our song player, we don't
You a hater
Hater?
You calling my phone and you're calling me a hater?
Yeah, 'cause you're not giving me information then you're lying
First of all(away from me) who gave you my numba?
(You don't kno me) I'm from the hood
Yeah, yeah, ok we from the hood
What hood you from?
Don't worry
I have to worry, you calling my phone
Well, I just to get to manager
I mean honestly, I'm thinking now and I'm like dedidoi don't kno
Duh, do, di, dodu
Haha
Why you stuttering, 'cause you're lying, bye