The Sexy Data Tango

If while you're out at space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data!
He became her sexual pet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and
Anatomically correct!

His Defiant with it's thrusters will
Explode in your wormhole
And he'll rub his trusty spangler
Wrench on your warp-core manifold
His multi-phasing torpedo will
Penetrate your rift
And cause a Quantum Singularity
In your trans-warp conduit
So if you're a filthy horta
Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and
Anatomically correct!

He gently massages your gel packs
While he replicates some lube
Then he thrusts his throbbing razor
Beast into your Jefferies tube
So lower your shields! Spread your nacelles!
Make room for his craft!
As he ducts his delta flyer into
Your big fat juicy aft!

So if you're a filthy horta
Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and
Anatomically correct!

His pelvis: A tireless engine he
Shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals in his
Bolts and in his nuts!
He too likes to be pleasured! He'll
Put you on your knees!
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face
With his Android-Anti freeze

So if you're a filthy horta
Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional
And anatomically correct!
He's fully functional and
Anatomically correct!
He's fully functionaland ribbed
For your pleasure! And anatomically correct!