Bunnypocolypse

I shot out of bed, it was Easter morning
Only 8 AM i should still be snoring
When i heard a cry coming from the crypts
And there before my weary
Eyes was a bunny-pocalypse

I was kind of stunned! i looked all around
There were Sleeze-ter eggs scattered
On the ground they cracked wide open and
Coming out in waves
Was a zombie-bunny horde from
Beyond the grave!

A black cat crossed my path and
Said I got nothin' to fear i said "Cat
Ya don't know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, Tap! Double tap to send them
Back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and
A prayer on your lips
For the Bunny-pocalypse!
I turned and there i saw a Druid
He was mixin' up some magic fluid
He said Easter was a Pagan holiday!
The christians had it long enough so
We're taking it back today!

A black cat crossed my path and
Said I got nothin' to fear i said "Cat
Ya don't know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, Tap! Double tap to send them
Back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and a
Prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!

I called ol' Chuck Norris!
And the Boondocks Saints
Called the Pope in rome! They
All told me to wait!
I called Bruce Campbell! Got
Him on the phone!
He said "Keep your chin up
Boy! 'cause now you're on your own!"

A black cat crossed my path and
Said I got nothin' to fear i said "Cat
Ya don't know Jack! The Haremageddons here!"
A tap, Tap! Double tap to send them
Back to their crypts!
Keep a gun at your hips and a
Prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a
Prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse!
Muahahahahahahahahaha!