(Walking In On Someone) Doin’ a Poo

[Verse 1: Zach, Broden]
I’m walking around
I’m doing a poo
I’m walking down the street
I’m doing a poo
I’m walking inside and I think need to poo
I’m doing a poo, I’m doing a poo
I’m walking to the loo
I’m doing a poo
I’m opening the door
Whoa, hey-hey, sorry mate, I'm in here
Oh, sorry, oh my god, I didn't-

[Pre-Chorus: Zach, Broden]
I just wanted to say that I’m sorry that I walked in on you doin' a poo
Jeez Louise, I can’t believe that I walked in on you doin' a poo
Jeezy creasy, lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo (Sir)
Good golly, Miss Molly, what a great folly, walking in on you doing a poo
No worries

[Chorus: Zach]
What the 'eff are you thinkin', doing a poo?
If you’re gonna do a poo, lock the door before you do
The poo is tearing me up inside, I’m mortified
The door said vacant, but it was occupied
(With you doin' a poo)
Go away

[Verse 2: Zach]
How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo?
I have walked in on you, and your bum and on your poo
Sitting, ruminating ‘bout your poo and wee and poo
I am asking myself, am I any better than your poo?
But I gotta get out of of this poo situation, cadillac down route sixty poo
I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind (Hey, fuck off)
(Excuse me, I'm trying to poo)
I’m just a man, who's walked in on you, doing a poo
But the craziest thing, I’ve fallen in love with you
Piss off

[Bridge: Choir, Broden]
Doing a poo, doing a poo
I love you, doin' a poo
(Wait, who are all these pe- a bloody choir? Holy moly)

[Verse 3: Zach]
Yo, when I arrived at this loo while you were pooing today
You surprised my eyes, ooh, poo, that wasn’t okay
There’s poo rules and poo cues, let me poo-loso-phise
Your poo is your poo; for that I a-poo-logise
It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land
Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand
From poo, true love grew, 'cause we took a chance
You know that life’s a rollercoaster, let’s have a poo dance

[Outro: Zach]
Yo, a lot of people been saying this song's a bit rude
But it really is just about that awkward situation
It could be about walking in on anyone doing anything
But just this situation, I walked in on someone doing a poo
Doing a poo, doing a poo
(I love you, doing a poo)
Well I hope you're all happy I'm pooing and now I'm pooing in front of a choir
Doin' a poo
I just wanna thank DJ Crohn's for laying down the beat
I wanna thank Michelle Brasier for helping me with the top line
I wanna thank the other Aunty Donna boys
Their drafts of this sketch have been invaluable
I wanna thank my God and my mum