Best Day of My Life
[Intro: Students]
I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis
Oh I got double maths man (Double maths? That sucks)
Oh, I stubbed my toe
[Verse 1: Broden]
It's the first of school and heck
One of my electives was Home Ec
I chose it as a bludge subject
But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones
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Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 2: Zach]
The year 11s are away on camp, and they usually sit on the bench
But because they were away on camp
We got to sit on the bench
[Hook: All]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 3: Mark]
Had a new teacher for Health today
Only took 8 minutes to make him cry
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Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 4: Zach]
At recess I wanted a can of Coke
So I went to the machine to get a Coke
I put in two bucks then pressed the button
And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
Put the cans in my jumper, then I put 'em in my locker
Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
I ended up with forty-eight Cokes
And four Deep Spring orange mineral waters
[Hook: All]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 5: Demi]
I just found a big stick
[Hook: All]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 6: Broden]
Friday was a casual day
To raise funds for Sudan, or some shit
Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like
"You're in your uniform"
And he was like "I don't even care"
But he did care, 'cause he called his mum
And she brought him a Billabong top
But we still called him "Uniform Cunt"
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Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 7: Demi]
I hit Andrew with my stick
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Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 8: Zach]
Daniel came late to school
'Cause he went to his oncologist
He got KFC on the way to school
And he gave me a chippie
[Hook: All]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse 9: Mark]
I walk into English class
They put on Shrek; fuckin' sick
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Best day of my life
[Verse 10: Demi]
Miss Zahariou took my stick
[Hook: All]
Worst day of my life
Worst day of my life
[Verse 11: Broden]
Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level meeting
To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident
We did no work
We just sat in the gym
And they talked to us about grief and stuff
And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
But we didn't have the test because the teacher was dead
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Best day of my life
[Verse 12: Mark]
Pat got a stiffy
It was funny
[Hook: All]
Stiffies are funny
Stiffies are funny
[Outro: Students]
Who stole my Ripcurl pencil case?
Sack tap
Ohh, don't sack tap me, oww
Oh man that's fucked
(What, about the dead teacher?)
Nah, the stick man
Sack tap, sack tap ya, bitch
Stop it, stop sack tapping me
You got a big sack