Manger Danger
Christmas could have been
Very different
Come now, hear our tale
Jesus Christ, the tiny baby
Into a manger, out of a lady
One foot long, four inches wide
Average holy baby sized
Oh, the cattle were informed
That in the hay lay god's newborn
One fat cow was hard of hearing
Breakfast time for her was nearing
To the manger for a feed
She gobbled Jesus down at speed
The atmosphere became quite tense
Evеryone was frankincensed
Evеryone was frankincensed
One grey Sheppard then appeared
And reached into the bovine rear
He extracted Jesus Christ
Who praise the lord was still alive
Born once of a virgin, once of a cow
Two unlikely births in an hour
Two unlikely births in an hour
Christmas could have been
Very different
Now our tale is told