This House Is Haunted

I was glad to be done unpacking
I had just finished moving in
But before I could relax I felt a chill go through my skin
Before me appeared a spector translucent and wearing chains
He said this is where I lived years ago and this is where I shall remain

When I bought this house I was feeling happy but now I'm hearing voices and it's really crappy
I bought this place from a guy named Gary I wish he would of told me that was really scary
This house is haunted and I want my money back

I invited my girl over for a chicken dinner
By candle light
I prepared for it all day to make sure that everything went right
But when we sat down to eat and I was about to start romancin'
The bird got up off the plate and started dancing

Then my girl ran off and I haven't seen her since
I'm sick of this spirit's stupid tricks
I wish I could make him go away but
Until I move he is here to stay
This house is haunted and I want my money back

Now I have trouble sleeping at night and my social life is dead
Not unlike the poltergeist who's been screwing with my head
I blame it all on the guy who sold me this place
After I paid him cash he just laughed and drove away

At the time he seemed like a real nice guy the price was low and now I know why I liked the location it was closed to starbucks now I see dead people and it really sucks
This house is haunted and I want my money back
This house is haunted and I want my money back