Watchout For Sasquatch
Wait, I'm back at it again
That's okay, I'm in the forest making amends
I'm on a big hairy beasts hit list and I'm feeling quite afraid
Chew me up and swallow me down, I'm staying inside today
Tremble, as the beast comes over me
I said don't surrender, till you're on your knees begging please
I know Sasquatch won't fear me if I'm standing big and tall
I know nobody will hear me scream, so I'll run right through the door
What are you hiding for? Your secret is already known
What are you hiding for? I'm sitting on the back porch singing
Watch out for Sasquatch, honey
Stop now, lick a finger feel the breeze
If you don't stop now, the beast's gonna hear you breathe
Tearing down my porch swing, but he won't talk to me
Wreaking havoc through the whole damn town but he's just so scared of me
What are you hiding for? Your secret is already known
What are you hiding for? I'm sitting on the back porch singing
Watch out for Sasquatch, honey