First Year

I woke up late
I skipped a class
I wrote some tests
I never passed
I grew my hair it looked like trash
I met a girl
It didn’t last
I made some friends (He made some friends)
Had a few good nights
I lost some phones
I lost some fights
Too many happy hours I drank too much beer
I guess I really messed up good in my first year
Sorry Mom

And oh yes, I’ll admit I’m just a stupid student
Did it all, everything, I knew I really shouldn’t
For the boys, all the boys
Who wants to feel like men?
That’s okay, but next year you’ll be a first year again

You know I made a few pretty big mistakes
I knew the barmen all by their names
And I was young, and I was free
That’s maybe why I got 12% for chemistry
It was too late, my fate was sealed
Guess I’ll prepare for my appeal

And oh yes, I’ll admit I’m just a stupid student
Did it all, everything, I knew I really shouldn’t
For the boys, all the boys
Who wants to feel like men?
That’s okay, but next year you’ll be a first year again

And when exams came I went too far
I did revision inside a flippen bar
My dreams of engineering
Oh, so quickly killed
'Cause I spent all my time inside Hatfield

I’m just a stupid student
Did it all, everything, I knew I really shouldn’t
For the boys, all the boys
Who wants to feel like men?
That’s okay, but next year you’ll be a first year again

First year, best two years of my life
First year, best two years of my life
First year, best two years of my life
First year, best two years of my life

Sorry Mom