The Megalodon Speaks

I am the Megalodon, so-called
Washed up on the beach how it was foretold
“Thought they were extinct,” said the lifeguard
Big mistake that was
Now he’s on the ocean floor
Go as deep as you want then go some more
Why do y’all care so damn much about me
Eating habits, I don’t want to talk
Food chain, grand work of art
Faked my extinction to lose the spotlight
Don’t bring a human to a shark fight
Can’t relate to the surface level
But here’s a message
Let’s rendezvous in the Mariana Trench
If you can’t make it, it’s no prеssure
Size of my tooth correlatеs to the size of my smile
And I’ve been here a while
Only known to move forwards
Don’t mean to interrupt your whole vacation but look at yourself
Being the biggest of fish is a big responsibility
All those senses God has given me
I just want to lead others to inner peace
It’s really not that deep
Sincerely yours
The Megalodon, LPC