Purgatory Mortgage Story
A place to rest my head
Would be nice right now
They keep crashing my car
They keep buying my house
They commodified health
Just to get me back right
They keep hiking up rent
Next door there’s no lights
Piece of shit
The inspector caught a body when the ceiling split
Four-fifty on the listing
Are you huffing paint?
Caught you dancing with the devil in this real estate
Hmmm your car’s going to get keyed by the way
Thought I’d redecorate and majorly renovate
Before the paperwork is initiated
Hope that’s okay with the buyer
I’m pulling out teeth with pliers
One by one, two by two
Bloodshed all over the newly replaced carpet
Boston Massacre imagery
Have you lost your capital?
Spellbound
Rescind your offer now and deal with the hellhounds
Intent on ripping you limb from limb
Vertebrae from grin
I hear the mortgage rates are low in purgatory
I hear the mortgage rates are low in purgatory