Guessing My Wife’s Security Questions in a Panic

Honeymoon
Honeymoon
Honeymoon
Honeymoon
Honeymoon
Don’t you forget it you honeymoon
What’s your mother’s maiden name?
What’s your mother’s maiden name?
What’s your mother fucking maiden name?
What is your biggest regret?
How about a childhood pet?
What is your spouse’s least favorite thing about you?
Do you think your wife’s cheating on you?
What’s your first car’s make and model?
Street you grew up on, what’s it called?
Elementary school and the mascot too?
Wait a second
Is she fucking sleeping with this dude from the theater?
What’s the name of your favorite teachеr?
Why am I unable to reach my freaking wifе on a Friday night?
What’s the name of your favorite stuffed animal with which you could sleep tight?
What was your first job?
Speaking of jobs, I’ve got a list of nine things my wife better not be doing right now
With this slimy little stage actor
Gives me the creeps
What’s your mother’s maiden name?
What’s your mother’s maiden name?
What’s your mother fucking maiden name?