The Stereotypes Song

[Intro: Puff Puff]
"You know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this."

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes
(Check it out, now)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
I love those fat Americans, you know they're so obnoxious
They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids cause they don't know how to put a condom on
(Uh-huh!) 'Cause that's the way they roll
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burqas while they riding camels?
I love Jamaicans, yeah, they cool
But they always high, so don't let them fool ya (Ya mon!)
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend, ha
I'm just joking, if you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes

[Verse 2: Puff Puff]
Check it out now, (Aw yeah!) let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth (Mamma mia!)
And how could anyone hate the French?
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe 'em
Then your brain is small like a Korean penis

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes

[Bridge: Puff Puff]
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (Woo!)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (Yeah!)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
Yeah, they hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance, d-d-da-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes

[Outro]
Yeah
"A-heh-heh, I'm just playing, you know I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep."
(Baah!)