Readers’ Comments

[Verse 1]
Don't you read those readers' comments unless
You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and
Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh
(Don't go) Go strolling down reactions unless
You want to get a hang on the sternum and the drain
Beating on the drum until all your senses numb, oh, yeah

[Chorus]
See the writing on the wall, oh
Opinions making minions of us all

[Verse 2]
Oh, those readers' comments designed
To sap you of any ability to accrue
The necessary root if it's a broken brew, uh-huh
So don't you delve into the quagmire of
Maniacal ramblings of spiritual gamblings
Betting on the greyhounds escaping from the pounds, oh, yeah

[Bridge]
It's true that I'm no fan of the sarcastic man
My least favourite of the humorous clan
Now there's satire, irony
Surreal versions of the truth
Comedy, the remedy to protect us
From that speeding, breeding buzz

[Verse 3]
Don't you read those readers' comments unless
You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and
Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh

[Chorus]
See the writing on the wall
Opinions making minions of us all, all
Yeah

[Outro]
Opinions as facts
You just can't take them back
Opinions as facts
You just can't take them back
Opinions as facts
You just can't take–