WALK IN THE CLUB

(You stupid)
(No I'm not)
Walk in the club
And they all like whatcha doing
Look to the girls said hand the mic just keep grooving
I'm in the club I'm getting lit just hear the music
Ugly girls they passing by just keep moving
Back in the club back getting dubs
I'm a small man with some big ol' jugs
You smell like a fart
Bread in my cart
Getting dog food at my local pet smart
I'm a sportsman 8 ball darts
Speeding so fast like its Mario kart
Cupcake tart
Get a head start
Go nuts, donuts, Simpsons, Bart
Walk in the club
And they all like whatcha doing
Look to the girls said hand the mic just keep grooving
I'm in the club I'm getting lit just hear the music
Ugly girls they passing by just keep moving
Sitting at a table with big Jack Frost
Just drank a whole gallon of pesto sauce
Blood in my area elves lookin scarier
Sitting right there you're a Yorkshire terrier
You bah like a sheep like a crow got a beak
You know I photosynthesis I ain't even gotta eat
Fresh mozzarella mushrooms portobello
You ain't even solid you movin like jello
7 days in a week 60 minutes an hour
Jeez you stink good god take a shower
Walk in the club
And they all like whatcha doing
Look to the girls said hand the mic just keep grooving
I'm in the club I'm getting lit
Just hear the music
Ugly girls they passing by just keep moving
What did he say French class today
Locking them up like Guantanamo bay
Smells so bad I'm so sad
Clubs makin me mad clubs making me rad
I got a new car that smells like Aruba
I got it from cuba where they cant play tuba
I wanna go scuba but I can't swim
Got one leg I'm missing a limb
Walk in the club
And they all like whatcha doing
Look to the girls said hand the mic just keep grooving
I'm in the club I'm getting lit just hear the music
Ugly girls they passing by just keep moving