Last Night a TV Saved My Life

Up next tonight
"Lisa has a secret"
Only on the Simpsons channel

If you say the world is ending
Then I guess it's fucking ending
Don't make me feel like shit
Whenever I catch feelings

Exit signs and neon lights
Will guide my way through hell tonight
Lying still while wide awake
Now passing stars then dancing shapes
Facing windows, facing me
I see the trees now passing
You stop the car, pump the brakes
Then say get out and follow me

The woods look pretty in the night
When you're with a special person
But like everything in life
If alone it can be daunting
So let's spend this time together
Lying to each other
Saying we can help
Even though we can't be bothered

Hey baby, I've been inebriated
Your face is all I can make out
Hey baby, it's been a little hazy
Your face is all I can make out
Hey baby, it's been a little blurry
Your face is all I can see now
Hey baby, I'm still inebriated
Your face has all been blacked out

I'll say it's over, although
I'm still not sober

So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out
So cut it out

If you say the world is ending
Then I guess it's fucking ending
Don't make me feel like shit
Whenever I catch feelings

Your mouth moves
But it's going through the motions
I wanna look at you
But you're watching shadows dancing
With those eyes closed
Do you worry 'bout the future
What I could do to you
In the second that you're blinking
Even God knows
How adorable you are
I'd kiss you on the mouth
Then rip out your fucking tongue
So you'll drag me in the woods
Where the neon doesn't glow so good
Showing you the pixie dust
That seeps from wounds all caused by love

[Incoherent screaming]