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Hello loves

Guage is dead

Today is Monday March 29, 2021.
As you know, Willys song and video featuring Guage the chicken was released this morning. On my way out the door I discovered a hawk (probably a red tail) had eaten Guage sometime in the early hours and she is dead. I discovered her body on the side of the driveway in a bed of beautiful white feathers. Yesterday as I walked from the shop to the house Guage came running out of the woods covered in mud and bobbing side to side chasing me for food. She looked so happy as usual.
Now she is being seen by thousands of people in Willys music video which was released on the day of her death. You guys even inserted her cluck into the audio. I would argue she is the most famous and beloved chicken in the world right now. So many people are looking into her thoughtful eyes and hearing her velvety cluck. She is a star now. We love you Guage.

This isn't a joke. It's just the truth. I found her like 20 minutes ago, I have to go bury her now. It feels so special that she left us and became a digital chicken spirit through this. She is on the internet now and we will probably see her again