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Well, I toss and turn in the sheets
I close my eyes, but I can't sleep
Another night waitin' up on her
While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns
No matter how hard she tries
There's no way to hide what's been goin' on
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne

She'll get in from God knows where
I'll smell that honky tonk in her hair
I don't know if there's someone she's holdin'
But my suspicion keeps on growin'
And a shower won't cover it up
When she gets home
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne

When she's done with the wine
And comes home tonight
And slips into this big ol' bed
Well, I'll be gone
She'll be there all alone
Lyin' by herself instead

When she's done with the wine
And comes home tonight
And slips into this big ol' bed
Well, I'll be gone
She'll be there all alone
Lyin' by herself instead

Well, I toss and turn in the sheets
I close my eyes, but I can't sleep
Another night waitin' up on her
While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns
No matter how hard she tries
There's no way to hide what's been goin' on
She don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne
No, she don't smoke cigarettes
And I don't wear cheap cologne