Hair Like Alain Delon

[Verse 1]
I'm not the kind of man
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everything would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say

[Pre-Chorus]
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool

[Chorus]
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon

[Verse 2]
He's bound to lose his memory
In the first twenty-four frames
Get knocked off his [?] horse
In the middle of a game
Push him off the edge of a cliff
He'll still show no fear
Whatever you do to him
He will always be right here

[Pre-Chorus]
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool

[Chorus]
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool

[Verse 3]
Well I'm not the kind of man
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everything would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say

[Chorus]
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I wish I had hair like Alain Delon