Problem Frog
I know it's the year of the rat
But I'm really feeling frogs for some reason
Just so you know where I'm at
Rats can be cute, but I'm feeling like it's frog season
I watched frog videos back to back
I've seen them on Twitter; a little frog stack
Frogs from the U.S, Frogs from Brazil
We both got terrorists as presidents but even still
We got a bit of a problem frog
The earth's burning up and we wont' last long
You might have some habits that are problem frogs
But you can blame it on the rich on their boulevard
I know it's the year of the rat
That's why politicians can feel so relaxed
But I haven't seen a frog in a long time
And to me that's just as good as some facts
I donated to the cause down under
Cause it's looking pretty dry and the frogs are all on fire
We got a bit of a problem frog
You can't just exist on the internet
But the muppets got a different problem frog
Where are they supposed to vacation when Miami's all wet
You can't make money when the earth's on fire
And I can't live without my frogs on file
I found another masterpiece
A frog in a suit, a little three-piece
You're looking pretty dapper frog
But I think we got a problem frog
I don't think frogs can live on Mars
I just care about my problem frog