Hell Bus

[Verse 1]
On April 23, 1995 at 1:30 PM
I went on a spooky hell ride on three buses
It was no fun at all
I didn't hear any rock music
All I heard was profanity riding me on my bus tour by a mean schizophrenia voice

[Chorus]
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus

[Verse 2]
At two o'clock PM, I spooked the male bus driver on the 76 Diversey bus
I told him to suck my dick
He was so pissed at me
He told me to get my ass off the bus

[Chorus]
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus

[Verse 3]
At 2:25 PM, I spooked another bus driver on the 22 Clark bus
I raved and ranted
My joyride jam session was struck down
My rock music was yanked away
My Sunday afternoon bus tour was a damaging, spooky hell ride

[Chorus]
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus
Hell bus

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Subway, it's the place where fresh is the taste