Cretin Boy

[Verse 1]
This band rocked the Crobar
About 700 people were at the show
The rock 'n roll was a blessing
It was a good kick-ass show

[Chorus]
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The rock show was a barbecue burning success
The show was excellent!

[Chorus]
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy

[Verse 3]
The show was over
A lot of people met the rock band
The show was a great success
The music was burning down the motherfuckin' house

[Chorus]
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy
Cretin Boy

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Musicland, we got what's hot!