Ho-Ho

His name is Ho-Ho the monkey fuzzy pal of mine
A cutie a monkey pretty baby of mine
He's happy, I'm happy and together we're one forever
Hohohohohohohohoho
Hohohohohohohohoho

Send a letter to my mommy, say I'm comin' home
I be there oh so soon but I won't be there alone
It's me and my pal Ho-Ho, so that's the way it goes
Smile 'bout monkey with a cherry on his nose

His name is Ho-Ho Jeffery Roosevelt, I named him that myself
Saw him in a dream pickin' berries on the shelf
He's happy, I'm happy and together we're one forever
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So grease up the donkey, and prepare him for the ride
We set sail home tomarrow when the moon meets with the tide
It's me and my pal Ho-Ho, so that's the way it goes
Smile 'bout monkey with a cherry on his nose
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[variations on ho-ho]